a guy sitting in a bar..........

waffles · 13-01-2004 4:54pm #1

>A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman
>sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous
>she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work
>for?"
>
>Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
>slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused
>stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Damn...she doesn't
>work for Delta". A moment later, another slogan popped into his
>head.
>
>He leaned towards her again, "Something Special in the Air?" She
>gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
>scratched American Airlines off the list.
>
>Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your
>Friendly Skies?"
>This time the woman turned on him "What the f*%k do you want?".
>The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh,
>RyanAir"