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Mad cow decease in Iowa

  • 14-01-2004 1:10pm
    #1
    SpankyFart
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    Subject: Mad Cow Disease

    A female TV reporter interviewed a farmer living just outside Dubuque, Iowa to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. It went something like this.

    The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

    The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

    The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

    The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

    The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

    The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

    :)


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