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good joke

  • 15-01-2004 12:30am
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    davelerave
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    A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a
    fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

    A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the
    counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am ?"

    "Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about
    this one?" she answers.

    The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and
    can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you'll drop
    it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the
    sound it makes."

    The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops
    it on the counter.

    He belts "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium
    action - $15."

    Lady - "Wow !" She finds another and does the same.

    "Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with
    ultralight tackle - $20."

    Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.

    As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady makes a rather
    large noise as she passes gas but feels no need to
    apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who
    she is.

    Salesman says, "That'll be $25."

    "TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20?"

    "That's right mam, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call, and
    $2 for the fish bait."


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