Kerry Man Joke

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A ventriloquist visiting Kerry walks into a small
village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting
his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the
Kerryman "Can I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?"
(pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food and takes me to the lake once a week to
play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I
think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the
villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the
barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar!"

TheSonOfBattles

Hehe good joke, but....

/me waits for paddy20 to come along and spoil the fun.

Töpher

Haha! I love it!

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by TheSonOfBattles


/me waits for paddy20 to come along and spoil the fun.

That's just what i was thinking as well....

Funny joke tho:)

Mossy Monk

thats brilliant

Ro: maaan!

Very very good.

quank

LOL... excellent, took me awhile to get :rolleyes:


<paddy20> i find this eh, joke racist against kerry men and their sheep feitshes
i eh found a link in britain which frowns amoung these jokes
i eh, hearby agree with britain and that kerry men have rights aswell</paddy20>

kmart6

rofl,class

Geminisam

Great joke!!