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Two Drunks

  • 16-01-2004 2:09pm
    #1
    LoGiE
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,968 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.

    All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner screaming, so he went into the bathroom to investigate.

    He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his balls.

    His friend shook his head and said, "You dumbass, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"


Comments

  • #2
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    ROFLMFAO! :D


  • #3
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    ABSOLUTEY BRILLIANT!!:D :D


  • #4
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    LOL

    heard it ages ago, but still goodin :D


  • #5
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    rofl,brill:D :D


  • #6
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    yea class joke, though quank heard it ages ago, which kinda takes the edge off it for me


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  • #7
    Deacon Blues
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Deacon Blues


    Originally posted by bananayoghurt
    yea class joke, though quank heard it ages ago, which kinda takes the edge off it for me

    Thanks Banana ... reading through the replies ... and in almost EVERY post, somebody HAS to tell us that they've already heard it. Was getting irritated and I came to your reply. I actually really DID LOL.


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