early retirement

Geminisam

Subject: early retirement
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> > >The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
> > >Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for
> > >retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight
> > >line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what
> > >those two points would be.
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> > >The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured, from the top
> > >of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
> > >walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
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> > >The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
> > >measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
> > >out with $96,000.
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> > >The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where
> > >he would like to be measured, replied,
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> > >"From the tip of my penis to my testicles."
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> > >It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider,
> > >explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had
> > >received.
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> > >But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with
> > >him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
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> > >The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to drop'em,
> > >which he did.
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> > >The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's
> > >penis and began to work back.
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> > >"My God!, he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
> > >
> > >The Captain calmly replied, "Vietnam".

Töpher

He didn't notice immediately?!

quank

lol, very good

kmart6

rofl,brill