Nice One......

Geminisam

> > Mrs. O'Brien comes to visit her son Seamus for 3 days in Dublin where he

> > is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl room
> > mate. Mrs. O'Brien couldn't help but notice how pretty Seamus's
> > room-mate was. She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this
> > had only made her more curious. Reading his Mum's thoughts, Seamus
> > volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki
> > and I are just room-mates."
> >
> > About a week later, Vikki came to Seamus saying,"Ever since your mother
> > left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose
> > she took it do you?"
> > "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
> > So he sat down and wrote:
> >
> > Dear Mam,
> > I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, and
> > I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it
> > has been missing ever since you left.
> > Love, Seamus
> >
> > Several days later, Seamus received an email from his Mam which read:
> > Dear Son,
> > I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
> > you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
> > sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
> > Love, Mam.
> >
> > Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is
> > Irish.

Fabritzo

:O Seamus tut-tut.

kmart6

haha,so true:D