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  • 16-01-2004 7:47pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.cthulhulives.org

    Everything from Lovecraftian breakfast cereal (Myth*O's), to Christmas carols ( Have yourself a scary little Solstice, I saw Mommy kissing Yog-Sothoth, Freddy the red-brained Mi-Go), to a full blown musical (Shoggoth on the roof)

    I'm scared.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Your score is:133
    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 7.47 This score is at the very high end of the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it indicates that you're quite deranged. Your thought processes are likely to be highly confused, and your personality alarmingly unstable. Although you may enjoy occasional bursts of genius and insight, it may be difficult to follow through. Other notable people who scored at this level include boxer Mike Tyson and popular scientist Carl Sagan.




    well that explains allot so


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    Your score is:107

    INSANITY INDEX 5.54 Your score falls solidly in the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it suggests that you may be hebephrenic, a condition marked by silliness, delusions, hallucinations, and puerile behavior. While not usually dangerous, it can be annoying as hell to those around you. Others who scored at this level include Joan of Arc and French philosopher Albert Camus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 998 ✭✭✭zekiel


    Score: 124

    INSANITY INDEX 6.81 Your score suggests that you are what's known as 'bughouse.' That's a colloquial term for madness from a time when people who thought they were crawling with bugs were often correct. In these more hygienic times, it indicates a potentially serious problem. Others who scored at this level include pop star Michael Jackson and Greek philosopher Plato.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭VisHnU


    INSANITY INDEX 8.07 This a solidly high score, and it indicates that you're stark raving loco. People who score at this level have behavior and emotions that are highly unpredictable, and many of their ideas seem to come from left field. Other notable people who scored at this level include busty actress Adrienne Barbeau and physicist Stephen Hawking.

    Are they my feet ..... ?

    There are 10 types of people in the world.
    Those that understand binary and those who do not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is:144

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 8.29 According to SaniTest(TM) assessment algorithms, you appear to be a maniac. Although this can be a debilitating condition, many maniacs live successful and highly productive, if sometimes brief, lives. Some other noted maniacs include computer innovator Steve Jobs, freestyle skier Jonny Mosely, and hedonistic publisher Hugh Hefner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭EdBanger


    Your score is:110
    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 5.76 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they're irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭casper-


    Your score is:104

    INSANITY INDEX 5.32 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are, frankly, disturbing. You seem to radiate a psychic intensity that alarms dogs and small children, and which polite adults attempt to ignore. You may find it interferes with your ability to form personal relationships, even though you otherwise have much to offer. Others who scored at this level include former weatherman Willard Scott and emperor Rudolph of Bavaria.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭Ameirgin


    Your score is:126
    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 6.95 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There are regions on the spectrum of human madness that science has yet to penetrate, and you seem to be in one of those regions. You are what mental health professionals call 'crazed.' You might be susceptible to hallucinations, so make sure that the people you are talking to actually exist. Others who scored at this level include former Russian president Boris Yeltsin and domestic mogul Martha Stewart.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,186 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Your score is:124

    INSANITY INDEX 6.81 Your score suggests that you are what's known as 'bughouse.' That's a colloquial term for madness from a time when people who thought they were crawling with bugs were often correct. In these more hygienic times, it indicates a potentially serious problem. Others who scored at this level include pop star Michael Jackson and Greek philosopher Plato.

    oh, not Michael Jackson.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    INSANITY INDEX 6.28 This is a very special score. Although the SaniTest(TM) cannot provide you with a specific diagnosis, this score just reaches the level commonly referred to as 'certifiable.' This means that your family and/or loved ones, if you have any, would be able to have you legally locked away in an asylum at a moment's notice in order to gain access to your money, your possessions, or just out of revenge for all the annoying things you do. Others who scored at this level include novelist James Joyce, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, and none other than HP Lovecraft.


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