Liverpool FC to launch new T.V channel

L4

Liverpool launch own TV station

First day schedule


8:00-9:00 Scrapheap Challenge
Two teams of contestants try to assemble a decent football team from the
Liverpool squad.

9:00-11:00 Film: As Good As It Gets
Liverpool qualify for the UEFA Cup.

11:00 - 12:00 Faking It
Gerard Houllier pretends to be a football manager but will he fool anyone??

12:00 - 13:00 How do they do that?
Stories behind the most unbelievable events and occurences. This weeks
programme concentrates on Emile Heskey. How does he keep getting picked for
the England team? How comes a guy built like a "Brick Privvy" spends more
time on his back then Jordan does? The most unbelievable story is HOW THE
HELL did he manage to score an overhead kick against Birmingham? Was it
meant to be a pass? Find out.......

14:00 - 15:00 The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson hosts this popular quiz programme. Tonights special
contestants are the entire Liverpool midfield.

15:00 - 16:00 Holby City
This weeks episode: "Hypocondriac". Michael Owen is admitted for another
hamstring injury sustained playing pool/golf with his mates, but discharges
himself immediately when he realises he's forgotten his Teddy Bear.

16:00 - 18:00 Film: End of Days
Liverpool's realisation that a once great European footballing force now
target the Worthless Cup as their only hope of silverware (besides nicking
hubcaps). Hubcaps it is then......

18:00 - 19:00 Film '04
Jonathan Ross reviews all the latest blockbuster movies. This week he
reviews Bend It Like Big Nose, El Hadj Diouf and the 40000 Thieves.

19:00 - 20:00 Whose Line is it Anyway?
Ex-Liverpool player and Anfield favourite Robbie Fowler discusses drug
etiquette at parties and reflects on how Manchester "skag" isn't as good as
that from Liverpool.

20:00 - 22:00 Newsnight Special
Incredible footage taken by the Americans, shot last Saturday, watched by
the nation. A dazed, dishevelled and clearly bewildered leader being led
from his temporary shelter. The slow realisation that the mighty empire he
thought he ruled had esembled, and that the game was finally up. Finally
knowing that, instead of being loved, he was hated by his own people and
laughed at by everyone else...........and Phil Thompson next to him in the
dugout didn't look much better.

Pacifico

DEG viper

rofl

silver_p

Leave the "Pool" alone L4.


Long live the "Real Red's"

L4

Real Reds. Yeah o.k.:rolleyes:

Mossy Monk

excellent

celticfc

LOL Good 'un

[DF]Lenny

excellent

LoneGunM@n

ROFLMAO

The Muppet

Classic Stuff:D

BKtje

indeed great stuff

kmart6

ROFLMAO

You should put that in humour aswell

uberwolf

dam it, thats funny, and I didn't want it to be.

red-not-blue

Very good . . I probably shouldn't really be laughing at my team . . but what the hell eh ?!!!

Anyone seen this one

R-N-B

red-not-blue

Or what about this one !!

Officials of Iraq have claimed that Saddam Hussein hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...

He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."

The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."

R-N-B

cournioni

Haha... brilliant!

The Muppet

Anyone seen this one

Good one as well Red Not Blue, Nice Twist:)

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by L4
9:00-11:00 Film: As Good As It Gets
Liverpool qualify for the UEFA Cup.

every time i see this i split my sides laughing. it's brilliant

please make the laughing stop

BaZmO*

Excellent!!!

I wasn't gonna read the thread when I saw the title. I just thought, "Who cares if Liverpool launch a new station"

Glad I did!! Very Good!!

B.

kmart6

That brilliant 'red-not-blue''

L5

Brilliant post, especially the scrap heap challenge !

opr

L5 wrote: »

Brilliant post, especially the scrap heap challenge !

Why are you bumping a thread that's nearly a decade old? I wonder is the OP L4 any relation L5?

Opr

L5

opr wrote: »

Why are you bumping a thread that's nearly a decade old? I wonder is the OP L4 any relation L5?

Opr

I didn't realise it was that old, was just searching Liverpool threads. No relation thankfully ,although I remember his posts. He got banned eventually if I remember right!

Nuri Sahin

opr wrote: »

Why are you bumping a thread that's nearly a decade old? I wonder is the OP L4 any relation L5?

Opr

Quite sad isn't it.

L5

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

Quite sad isn't it.

Who asked you to stick your oar in ?

opr

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

Quite sad isn't it.

All seem quite strange and fairly odd tbh. He's going back reading and bumping his own thread with praise that is nearly ten years old.

Opr

Xavi6

Somebody should do an updated listing.

L5

opr wrote: »

All seem quite strange and fairly odd tbh. He's going back reading and bumping his own thread with praise that is nearly ten years old.

Opr

If you want to make an allegation about me having 2 accounts then be upfront and report it. I am not the OP, and any moderator would be able to confirm this.
Apologies for dragging up old thread, seems you cant mention a bad word about Liverpool here without people flying off the handle.

L5

Xavi6 wrote: »

Somebody should do an updated listing.

A lot of it is as true today as it was in 2004

Will I Amnt

Xavi6 wrote: »

Somebody should do an updated listing.

Yea like that would last...
People must have been less precious back in those days.

hefferboi

L5 wrote: »

I didn't realise it was that old, was just searching Liverpool threads. No relation thankfully ,although I remember his posts. He got banned eventually if I remember right!

Searching Liverpool threads? Good lad.

L5

cambo2008 wrote: »

Yea like that would last...
People must have been less precious back in those days.

Agreed. It was taken in good spirits by all involved it seems. Nowadays everyone is a "troll" if they post something that you disagree with.

darced

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L5

darced wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

In English please?

dfx-

This thread has had its day.