funny jokes about harlod shipman

waffles

did ye hear that Harold Shipman was a great hit with all his female patients. apparently he was well hung!!!

the prison boxing club are really going to miss Harold Shipman apparently he was meant to have a letal jab!!!

kmart6

run away.......faster................keep going

Raphael

You have till 5......4......3

*pumps shotgun*

2

*grin*

shepthedog

Haha apparently he used to be a big hit at the local discos, bit of a lady killer apparently!!!!!!

waffles

did ye at least find them a little bit funny?

Yavvy

Keep em comming

rocco

should keep u going

Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was ok
but he could've murdered a Nan.



They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman. It's to star Robert De Niro.
Title: The Old Dear Hunter



Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found.
It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."



The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially
by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".

Töpher

All on here somewhere (except maybe the curry one!), but still, gotta love em!