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  • 13-04-2000 9:18pm
    #1
    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I find your rocket aim to be wquite terrible in the aforementioned Quake of the 3 in which you cannot rocket jump to savce your holy behind and if that wasn nto bad enough your rail aim is juast as worse as SErers
    pah how pathetic are you ?
    Thinking you can stand up to me !?
    I challegen you to a Duel you puny little piuce ofd smelly cow dung

    Signed

    Your MOST LARGEST UNFREINDY ene,my type person.

    SlA A n E s H


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    #2
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Slan

    I FART in your general direction.

    Once I am through kicking SEVEN shades of **** outa your clan this weekend I shall be not only to beat you in this "quake 3" game you seem so fond of but I will also come around to your house and BAIT YA!

    I think you have poor taste in clothes and your singing voice is thin and reedy!

    I await your reply...


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    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    el_pres

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries !

    how on earth would a scrawny little weed even think about penetrating my outer layers of fat
    I also intend to choose a FAT quake3 model
    So be prepared for total destruction.
    You little Worm

    I await your Reply.


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    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Although I do not (and hope I never will) have anything near your considerable MASS I do not believe this will cause any problems to me in achieveing my ultamite goal of spitting on your blood soaked body.

    Your so FAT that when you went to school you sat next to EVERYBODY. And when you sit around the house you sit AROUND the house.


    You have sealed you fate by insulting me Fat Man and you final doom will arive some time this weekend.

    Any last words before I crush you like a twig?


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    Ronin
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Ronin


    aight aight i wasn`t gonna post but i feel i must...

    both of u, i dunno u just suck, at this thing u call quake 3, what type of names that ? oh and slaan u should get over that typen stutter, i mean 2 a's....

    and u el pres..mr mullen, sure u are always on line, and u still can`t hit anything..

    i think i`ll just bate ye both..and take that 400 thank u very much wink.gif..

    ps is there no rule about the admin winnin the prize??? huh huh??

    Ro


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    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    That is it.

    This has become proposterous.
    I will now have to resort to the ultimate slag in the history of the quake communtity.

    YOU ARE ***.

    I am sorry to have to use such horrific abuse but at times like these I feel it necessary to corden off views of ppl such as yourself who are held in high regard by fellow Penis Suckers.

    If you have any dubious response to this post,

    please let it be known.


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    Ronin
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Ronin


    who are u refering to above???

    i mean are ur trying to infer someit?? huh huh??? just go ahead an say it and don`t hide behind that censor..

    don`t play with me fool...

    are u ard enough to respond?


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    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Such a l33t response oh you 7 muppet.

    This will make my final victory taste all the sweeter.

    I was, up untill this point CONSIDERING letting you live but after you calling me a *** on the 12 aniverery of HIS DEATH I'm afraid I have to say...

    YOU SIR HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!

    *Andy takes off his glove and slaps Slan*

    A duel has been called, what shall it be then sir, saberss? pistols? Quake 3?

    I await your retort

    ps. My MA had your MA!


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    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    Bah

    What a petty response coming from Petty Scoundrel such as yourself.

    If it is a duel that you seek ... so be it.
    I believe the only fair we that this dispute can be settled it through a game commonly known as .............................................................................................................................................. TIDDILYWINKS.

    First person to 5 wins.

    P.s My Da had your Da


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    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Ahh...... Tiddlywinks

    truly the game of KINGS!

    I did not think a low life such as youself would have the level of style and class required to be a tiddlywinks player.

    Shall we up the stakes slightly then? For every game you loose.... I will KILL you!

    PS. Your MA is your DA!


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    Slaanesh
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    So you consider yourself a master of this ancient game !?

    We soon shall see.
    If you win a game I will personally bow to you and let you rip my heart out .
    But as you stand very little chance, I will see to it for everytime you lose, you also lose a member of your BODY.

    P.s My Ma is your Da


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    #12
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    UL! this weekend , your DEAD girly girl!


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    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    Right so


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    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    fine, then we are in agreement

    nothing more to be said on the matter.


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    Steven
    Registered Users Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    Most people are afraid to post here for fear of being caught up in this duel of "wits" cool.gif


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    #16
    Slaanesh
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    As it is so far advanced from any other quake posts to date.

    Insert quake related Rocketlauncher =|==>


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    #17
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Yes, I am truly l33t.

    You sir will be privilaged to me killed by me.


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    Slaanesh
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    Should that not be

    You sir shall be Priviliged being killed by me !?

    although I think the latter is in question of debate wouldnt you think ?



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    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    I think we will leave that question to the ages.


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    #20
    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    Not the intellectual type ?
    Dim witted fool


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    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    WRONG AGAIN!

    I am a master of the arts, I can speak 19 languages, have a knowledge of fine wines, wrote most of the good Greek tragidies and singlehandly built a rocket and went to the moon.

    My intelect is so much bigger then yours thats yours is in danger of being SUCKED into mines gravity well.

    Oh yeah and i'm a minx in bed.


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    Slaanesh
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    Your a looney !

    although the intellectual way inwhich you speak has given you a new look in my eyes which I somewhat respect
    But that respect shall be smashed into oblivion whence swift death descends upon you from the outer reachs of hell and you shall know I am ooooooo so much better than you.


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    #23
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    THE BLACK NIGHT, IS INVINCIBLE!

    I have no respect for the likes of you and shall make your death slow and painfull.


    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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    damo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭damo


    This just isnt at all funny.


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    #25
    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    And to think that it took you 3 mins to type that rather pathetic response.

    Face it you can not match one who is greater than you.

    I'll BITE YOUR LEGS OFF !



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    #26
    El_Presidente
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    Im going to bed now, I shall continue bombarding you with insults tommorow morning.

    Lack of sleep makes Andy something something...

    [This message has been edited by El_Presidente (edited 13-04-2000).]


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    #27
    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    I shall see you in your nightmares.

    MUHAHAHAHHAHA


    Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


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    #28
    El_Presidente
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    RUN AWAY!


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    #29
    FutureQuakeDood
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    MUPPETS!


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    #30
    Excelsior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    Andy i salute you for this acrobatic ability of yours to turn mere words into the sweetest of honey
    It is so lonely here in my indecipherable tower of speech impedimency


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    #31
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    It's like the WWF only online.
    Lunacy Abounds! Play GLminesweeper!


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