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Phil Neville

  • 22-01-2004 12:59pm
    #1
    Dr. Dre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭


    Phil Neville walks into a sperm donor bank, "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?". "Yes" replies Neville "you should have my details on your computer". Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I get a lap dancer for you?" Why do I need help?" asks Neville. The receptionist replies "Well,it says on your record that you're a useless w*nker..

    :D:D


Comments

  • #2
    Lafortezza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    harsh! harsh but fair!


  • #3
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    :D ha!


  • #4
    uberwolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,580 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    love it


  • #5
    iggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭iggy


    same goes for his brother


  • #6
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ok i guess


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  • #7
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    BOOO URNS


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