nuns

The_Goose

There were two nuns............
>> > One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other
>> >
>> > one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and
>> >they are
>> > still far away from the convent.
>> > SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
>> > past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>> > SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>> > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
>> > most?What can we do?
>> > SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
>> > SM: It's not working.
>> > SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
>> > thing. He started to walk faster, too.
>> > SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
>> > minute.
>> > SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
>> > and I'll go this way.He cannot follow us both.
>> > So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>> > Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about
>> > what has happened to Sister Logical.
>> > Then Sister Logical arrives.
>> > SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
>> > happened!
>> > SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
>> > us both,so he followed me.
>> > SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>> > SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
>> >I
>> > could and he started to run as fast as he could.
>> > SM: And?
>> > SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>> > SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>> > SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>> > SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>> > SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>> >
>> > SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>> > SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
>> >faster than man with his pants down.

Don1

Heard it years ago but I couldn't remember the punch line so it still made me laugh!

quank

lol..... fiesty nuns

kmart6

haha,good one