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Another 3 Paddy's joke!

  • 26-01-2004 1:30am
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman are talking at work. Paddy Scotsman says "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

    Paddy Englishman says "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

    Paddy Irishman says "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." The other two look at him with utter disbelief.

    "I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed!"
    :p


Comments

  • #2
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    :) ha!


  • #3
    D-Generate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    Hehe, me likes. :)


    What no calls of "racist joke"?..... Just saying that if it was another race in there..... :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Now i must quote someones sig

    "Yeah im a racist....If fcukin idiot is a race!"


  • #5
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    hehehe, excellent :)


  • #6
    Agent7249
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    hehe :D


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