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Hell

  • 28-01-2004 12:11AM
    #1
    greglo23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭


    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks
    his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You're in the wrong
    place."

    So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
    soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in
    hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while,
    they've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and
    the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

    One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,
    "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things
    are going great. We've got air-conditioning, flush toilets, and
    escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to
    come up with next."

    God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He
    should never have gotten down there; send him up here. All we have
    are architects. Everything looks pretty, but nothing works."

    Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff and I'm
    keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan
    laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU
    going to get a lawyer?"


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