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Golf

  • 28-01-2004 12:12am
    #1
    greglo23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭


    Four men were out golfing and discussing how each convinced their wife to
    let them play golf every morning.

    1st guy: I had to buy my wife a BMW to let me play golf daily.

    2nd guy: You got off cheap! I had to buy my wife a BMW and a mink coat.

    3rd guy: You both got off dirt cheap! I had to buy my wife the BMW, mink
    coat and a diamond necklace.

    4th guy: Ha! I didn't have to buy my wife a single thing! Every morning when
    I wake up, I lean over in bed, nudge my wife and ask, "Intercourse or golf
    course?" She instantly replies, "Don't forget to take your sweater."


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