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Camel Fun

  • 28-01-2004 9:40am
    #1
    Rabies
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    The new English Paratrooper Captain was assigned to a Irish
    Regiment in a remote post in the Lebanese desert. During his
    First inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind
    the mess tent. He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
    "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here
    and
    no women. And sir sometimes the men have...m-m-m.... urges. That's why
    we
    have the camel, sir." The English Captain says, "I can't say that I
    condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
    About a
    month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own
    urges.
    Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel to his
    tent.
    Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down
    his
    pants, and has wild,insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks
    the
    Sergeant, "Is
    that how the Irish do it?" "Uh, no sir," the Sergeant replies.
    "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."


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