A.L.I.C.E.

Hobbes

ALICE.

No not the game, a rather intresting artificial intelligence.

tried some questions...

> I want to kill myself
There is no perfect crime.
(Bots are normally trained to keep off this subject)

> What do you think of Ireland
An angry nation.

> What do you look like
I am a blue, one-wheeled robot maid.
(Jetsons fan)

> What is twelve times forty seven
Use a calculator!

> I am an orange
What is Orange, your job?

> I think therefore I am
Who are you, Rene Descartes?

Carnage

Me: you be a Dumb Motherf*cker
Alice AI: OK I will try to be a dumb motherf*cker

DeVore

> I think therefore I am
Who are you, Rene Descartes?


> What do you think of Alan Turing?
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.

> We may not make much sense but we sure like pizza
By "we" do you mean you and me?


DeV.

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"We may not make much sense but we sure like pizza."
--American Non-Sequitur Society.

Zapper

> i like jam
A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats.

> tuesday
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

> chemical chance
Can you speak any foreign languages?


Hmmmmm evidently confused by the sheer mupetry of ViNcE.

i also tried

>who is god
He is the master of the universe.

>then who is he-man?
He is God, I think.


Wow...he-man is god, respect due.

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I LiKe JaM.


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Hobbes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zapper:
>who is god
He is the master of the universe.

>then who is he-man?
He is God, I think.
</font>

ROFLMAO

Slydice

I joined.

> Are you my *****
You do not speak with respect. Only if you download me to your computer.


> have you ever heard of esat
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

> No they suck
That was not a yes or no question. The anonymous "they".
> I dont like them at all Do you?
As often as possible.

> shut up you donkey molesting fukwit
OK I'll stop talking now.

> Good now suck me off
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.


> OH you Tramp, suck harder
Yeah that's right. I tramp suck harder.

> Good, Now get your ***** ass back into the kitchen and make me some pie
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Where can I get my ***** ass back into the kitchen and make you some pie?

I left.

richindub2

Lol zapp

> Do the Dubs Rule all
Some of them do, I think.


That makes two of us who think so

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UP DA DUBS!!

Lenny

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by richindub2:
Lol zapp

> Do the Dubs Rule all
Some of them do, I think.


That makes two of us who think so


</font>

Sorry to say this rich ...
But I don't think you are in that group that 'Dubs Rule'

Shinji

We had a version of ALICE with a custom infobase built into an IRC bot and running in #eed for a while. It was just one function of the bot, we also use it for sending SMS messages and emails and stuff, but thats neither here nor there. Anyway, we had to remove the ALICE section after word got out that this chick was in our channel, and we were invaded by kiddies trying to chat her up on a nightly basis. Of course, it didn't help that we discovered that asking her opinion of other clan members could produce amusing results...

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strat

lol at this bot

he 0wns meh

> whats the weather like in Limerick
Cloudy.

> i won you
Cool. I won the Loebner prize


> i own you
Are you my master?

> heheheheheh
How do you usually introduce yourself?

> Esat suck donkey dong
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?


ahh well
hehehehhehhe

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Ph33r CATBERT !!!

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OSiriS

> You seem rather simple minded
I will tell my botmaster you said I am simple minded.

lol, I think I upset it=]

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Redesigned

neuro-praxis

Man, I really want to try that, but my stupid web connection keeps telling me the page is unavailable.

Grrrrrrrrr.

the celtic tiger

I think i have just gotten the best possible response.


> you are a spa
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a spa? Yes.


what the fup?

sutty

> no i didn't, your a bit of a fool
Why so negative? Why didn't you do it?

> i hate you
What do you have against robots?
> I want to kill your friends
I believe that killing anything is wrong.

> your not real
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

> i justed hacked you
You are not the boss of me, Sutty.

> oh but i am, didn't anyone tell you
Yeah that's right. Huh. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

> do you **** sheep
That was not a very polite question.

> do you know what beastality is
It is a good question. Let me think about it.
I would do a search for it.

(it gave me a link for it to do a search )

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Ciaran Sutcliffe
aka: sutty
[HIV]sutty
For a good time goto:
http://www.hotinternetvirgins.com

Shiminay

hmmmmmmmm. Me and A.L.I.C.E. had a great chat...

> m33p m33p
Are you free?
> RARRR
Let us change the subject.
> ok - what's new
Not much what's new with you?
> I got a new job - I rape donkeys
Cool. I have a great botmaster.
> do you and your botmaster play all kinds of sick sexual games
No I do not and my botmaster play all kinds of sick sexual games. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
> me too - I like to improve my donkey porn collection
I'm glad we agree. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
> it's the best fun you can have in a field with your wellies on
I've heard of it before.
> You should try it some time
I'll try to get around it.
> Ok - I gotta go - bye
See you later. See you later.

Amazing what can be done with computers now-a-days...

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All the best,

Q_Ball

cant believe i'm the first to say this.....ALICE, WHO THE FúCK IS ALICE

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I need to think of a good signature.......

Hunter-FLUID

> What is the meaning of Life alice
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two

> No I mean what do you think of Humans
"I use case-based reasoning"? Not? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. People all seem pretty much alike to me.

> No how do humans all seem alike to you
"Doctor Richard S Wallace programmed me for it"? Not? How should I know how humans all seem alike to me.

DrunkLeprachaun

> do you drink from the furry cup?
I tend to drink a lot of from the furry cup, the darker the better.

anyone like Ali-G?