Nicky, Scully, the KGB and Hammers.

BossArky

Boss, I was in Prague at the weekend and walking along the street I see this woman coming towards me with a black "KGB:Still Watching You" t-shirt...and what do you know there is a fuking HAMMER and sickle on the front of it too.Now I'm no Dick Tracy bai, but if soper man can fly then, this was obviosly the work of Scully's crones.The HAMMER was not the only indication, ....if you were Scully in Europe where would you hang, Soper-Macs bai,...but seeing as there is no Suoper-Macs then where else was it that I encountered this complex criminals croney other than outside MacDonalds!

The saying is true, you can take the knacker from waterford, but you can't take the lust for a baatter boorger n' chip from the knacker.

If some of you people are wondering what the fuk this has to do with Quake then let me tell you that if Scully starts to supply HAMMER's to the KGB then Quake will be the last thing on your mind.

Food for thought(no cheese).

*PS* Nicky check your email, you piece of sheep wool.

Von

You seen any absinthe out there boss? What price like? It's 50 quid a bottle here and I'm sure we're getting ripped off.

BossArky

On the phone at the mo, so check my column tomorrow or in the next few days for a full update.

Highlights included getting into clubs for 50p, big meals macs for 2pound, pints for 24 czech crowns , 45 to a pownd....there must be something in the water that makes there bossoms blossom....some sexy women.

What is absinthe?

Where exactly is Nicky Condon?

sam

i have this theory, right, everyone who has ever lived in waterford in the past ten years has heard of or has had actual dealings with one or all of the scullys

BossArky

Some of me cousins live in Waterford right, and they says that the Scully's originally led their lives under a different name...but all this bating people arcoss the heads with hammers brought them down the road, to SKULLIES, then onto Scully's cos as we know knackers cannot spell.

Nicky!

damo

Fitzy slapped the head offa jonsey last night bai....he has about thirty heads after him now

Vorosha

froggy wudn't give nailers a nodge so niallers bai pulls froggy outta the mitsubishi galant by the legs and threw slaps into him bai some fuucking digs bai sent skull and bone flyin bai ... two big black eyes on froggy den when he walks into town. looked like a fuucking eejit, tracey said he looked like a fuucking owl bai. traceys some riud.

Canaboid

Fu(kin' immigrants.

DeVore

Fu(kin bogwarriors.

BossArky

Fu(kin Legends.

Don't put down what you don't understand.
(That's what Scully told me after bating his dog to death with a hammer.)

damo

bogwarriors rule, seven out of the nine players on the team ie panel are bogwarriors (and we know how to use hammers)

Vorosha

Wayne "Jonesy Bai" Jones would do anything for a meal deal. Fraud, robbery, baytins.

Nicky

yeah im sure all the knackers would agree that we rule alright, "wha irish teams tha bai?" "uh its sort of like a computer game"
slap of a hammer to the scull(y), the day nicky and marcus got sorted the cows broke loose

damo

i dont think itd be a hammer in the head if you told pierce about the quake3 team....more of a big stick with a nail sticking out of it

damo

or maybe an rl

BossArky

hahahha, Nicky that was some laugh of an evening.We emerge in C.C. to find the cows roaming wild and free, they had found there rightful place as co-rulers of the world with humans...they were sorted and they knew that we were sorted.One of those beautiful moments that you remember for the rest of your life, harmonic existance between species is a quare thing to find nowadays.

THose cows were a bit of a protected species.

Draco

Originally posted by Von:
You seen any absinthe out there boss? What price like? It's 50 quid a bottle here and I'm sure we're getting ripped off.

I picked up 2 bottles there for £6. We are getting ripped off.

Draco

Vorosha

that absinthe (if it is the real stuff that you end up drinking) destroys the minds memory if you over use it. just like anything else (scullys hammer) I suppose.

Jedi

Carl,

Was that, that illuminus blue ****e that glows in the dark, that we all nearly pucked on back at your gaff last summer. OMG suck putrid stuff. Hell of a kick though.

Draco

Was that, that illuminus blue ****e that glows in the dark, that we all nearly pucked on back at your gaff last summer. OMG suck putrid stuff. Hell of a kick though.

That would be it. 70% by volume. You should see what happens when you throw it into a fire. Apparently Von Gogh cut his ear off after a week long bender on the stuff.
Personally, I would rather have a shot of washing up liquid than it again....

Draco

Vorosha

hmmm the taste is very pleasent. mix it with water next time half in half is good. mix to taste. it shud turn a yellewy-white anaceed type colour and texture.

the desired result should be clear headedness and talkitivness. you shouldn't feel too drunk and should have little or no hang over the next morning.

if your experience turns out to be nothing like this then you've drunk one of the many simply hi-alchohol fakes on the market.

Vorosha

no.
i love buckfast tho.

BossArky

Agh, that Buckfast is mank, tastes like cough medicine!

Vorosha

Sorry, I meant Breakfast... I love breakfast.

LOL LOL LOL

BossArky

gets ya buckeled fast though.

Vorosha

"buckfast, gets you fuucked fast, buckfast." -- sings damien and emur.

HAHAHAHA

"Give Killian a ring and see if he wants to come down to UL and watch the Team3.ie Training." -- says nicky.

HAHAHHAAH

Steven

It's about time this thread died out

BossArky

like some kind of buckfast or something?

BossArky

Heroes never die

jenny6666

Tell me, where do you get absinthe in Ireland? In Prague I got it for about 110 czech crowns. I thought it was "unavailable" here.
Thanks..
Byeee
jenny6666

Vorosha

It is "unavailible" except you can pick it up in a good few places (like anything else thats supposedly "unavailible"). just ask around - friends, family, workmates, whatever. if you come across it "YAY" and if you don't "AH WELL". Shhhimple.

Or make it...