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Million dollars

Mr Grumpy · 2004-02-02 14:38:02

A well-dressed man approached a voluptuously beautiful young woman on the street and said, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" "For a MILLION dollars?!" she replied, more than a little stunned, "Of course I would!" "Well, would you sleep with me for twenty five dollars?" "Twenty five dollars? Don't be…

02-02-2004 3:38pm

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Mr Grumpy

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A well-dressed man approached a voluptuously beautiful young woman on the street and said, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"

"For a MILLION dollars?!" she replied, more than a little stunned, "Of course I would!"

"Well, would you sleep with me for twenty five dollars?"

"Twenty five dollars? Don't be ridiculous! What kind of girl do you take me for, anyway?"

"We've already established what kind of girl you are; now we're just haggling over price."

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#2 02-02-2004 3:43pm

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Meh.

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#3 02-02-2004 5:45pm

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Nah!

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#4 02-02-2004 6:42pm

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tis true

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#5 02-02-2004 8:02pm

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#6 02-02-2004 8:10pm

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:rolleyes:

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#7 03-02-2004 1:07am

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mehmeh....

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#8 03-02-2004 3:35am

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Gotta try that out sometime

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#9 03-02-2004 10:06am

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it's more "true life" then humour, but still a nice little story

lol

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#10 03-02-2004 7:28pm

Kaner

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That "joke" was something Winston Churchill actually said to some Dame or Lady, or some type of benighted bag.

I'm not much of a fan of old Winston, but that was pretty good.

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#11 04-02-2004 10:44am

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Goin out thursday night, must try it

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