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  • 02-02-2004 3:54pm
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    Mr Grumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭


    A man and his wife were having a grand session in bed late one night when the door bell goes. "Ignore it", pants yer man and continues he approach to climax central. The bell goes again. And again.
    Finally his wife says, "Look you better go see who it is". He storms downstairs opens the door and screams "WHAT?" to the poor guy stood there. The bloke is a bit taken aback but manages to say, "Sorry to disturb you but I was wondering if you could give me a push?". "F*CK OFF", shouts yer man and slams the door in his face. He stomps back up the stairs muttering and swearing. His wife tries to calm him down.
    After a few minutes she says, "Do you remember that Xmas when we got stuck in the snowdrift on the way back from Auntie Sue's house? The kids were crying and we were getting very worried. That farmer went out of his way to pull us out with his tractor and then put us up for the night. Perhaps you should help this guy out?" The guy realises she's right, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and peers out into the dark night.

    "Hello?... Hello?... Are you still out there? Do you still need a push?".

    "Yeah, over here", says the man.

    "where?"

    "Over here on the swings"....


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