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Bedroom Grand National

  • 03-02-2004 12:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    The Horse Race


    The Line up:

    In lane 1. Passionate Lady
    In lane 2. Bare Belly
    In lane 3. Silk Panties
    In lane 4. Conscience
    In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
    In lane 6. Clean Sheets
    In lane 7. Thighs
    In lane 8. Big Dick
    In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
    In lane 10. Merry Cherry

    AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
    Conscience is left behind at the gate.
    Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
    Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
    Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a
    dangerous spot

    AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
    It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in.
    Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
    Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

    AT THE STRETCH:
    Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
    Bare Belly is making a final push.
    Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

    AT THE FINISH:
    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady
    takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
    It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
    Bare Belly slows,
    Thighs weakens,
    Heavy Bosom pulls up,
    and Clean Sheets never had a chance !


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SpankyFart


    That's very good :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    Bravo (canned applause)
    The unreal queen strikes again

    pm me baby ^_^


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    :D yay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Kalina


    Very good!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    it's like people having sex is it?....:dunno:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    When a man and a woman really loveeach other....ah, ask yer ma :D:D

    Not in *that* way people! <sheesh>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,169 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Thats disgusting, Im reporting this.
    I hope you get banned for that revolting display of animal cruelty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    very good indeed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    hahaha, clean sheets never had a chance :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    :D excellent (someone please tell me how to do the friggin thumbs up thingy)


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