2 short ones

UnrealQueen

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

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A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.


"Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"


The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."

vibe666

ouch!

nearly as bad as the guy in with a naked woman on his back at the fancy dress party.

what are you supposed to be then?

i'm a snail.

you're not a snail, you've just got a naked woman on your back.

yeah, that's michelle. :rolleyes:

groan.

i'll get me coat.

quank

hahha, that first one is good:D

Cake Fiend

Reminds me of the one with two jamaican lads, one with his dick in a pot of custard, the other with his dick in a pear.

<jamaican> We're dressed as emotions. He's fu<kin dis custard, and I've just come in dis pear.

Agent7249

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Good stuff