Politically Correct Woman

UnrealQueen

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

Unpossible

hehehehe these are good:D

Shaque attack

rofl:D brilliant

hedgetrimmer

excellent!!

heh heh

powerage22

Very good!

Senor_Fudge

nice one

quank

goodin

AL][EN

good one

stormkeeper

Brilliant

Capt'n Midnight

RE:She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

Actually since she would float better - she would be going for minimum density.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She LOWERS her CENTRE OF GRAVITY.

Agent7249

Good Unreal . Capt'n...:dunno: dont ruin it

bizmark

funny