Why I love Q2

Vorosha

"hear ya running for the upper rL, damn you b1tch, i got the armour and the RL c0cked back now I better DUCK DOWN... RIGHt down near the 'double-jump box by the spawned 100health'. Pittar-pattar of the tiny feet as you appraoch box room from upper rl for your RL-Jump to 100+. TO LATE! YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE, THE CREAM, YOUR SMASHED BODY FALLS LIMPLY ON THE RL-AMMO... THE 100+? MINE! WAS THERE ANY DOUBT? DOn'T SPEAK!"

[daLi]Vorosha

P.S. Isn't it abit fuucking LAME to have 'c0ck' and 'b1tch' censored? Seeing as they're both fine words? Especially c0ck, rooster. B1tch, dog. Could you not at least censor the individual instead of the words? If that means tighter admining, tighten it. I hate re-editing a post to fix words I thought would be fine, it makes what I've just posted prior ignorant. Dont you think?

[This message has been edited by Vorosha (edited 11-07-2000).]

El_Presidente

Charming

BossArky

Charming is the smile that's hinted at by the slight lines wrinkling on my cheeks as I spawn by the super-shotty.YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME PUNK C'MON OUT AND PLAY.You hear the resonating thud as the ammo and gun are fuked into my array of destructive power, but STILL you defy me, STILL you won't just bring down the console and type KILL, STILL you THINK that you stand a chance against the boss.THIS IS NO ONE PLAYER GAME BAI< THE BOSS ALWAYS WINS HERE.

HUH-HUH-HUH-HUHUH-HUH...4 strafes and a double jump strafe off the slight stairs heading to box-room...SUDDENLY it is all happening in slow motion for you...IT APPEARS it BIG_YELLOW_WRITING in your head...CAN you CONpeHEnD...YOU ARE OWNED.

SHot 1 HOOOSSSH...your visions goes red

SHOt 2: YOU Have Been ROOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEDD

FurY

I'm away from my pc for the next 2 weeks as i'm stuck in Cork workin and damn, do i miss the oul net gamin. Give me baq my CS and Q3 i tellz ya. But today, i forgot bout those two as i had a real urge for a 4v4 on androm 9 or dm3. AHhhhhh qw, the beautiful game.
[CD]FuriouS

Vorosha

Q2 RAP(e)
A tender taste of victory as I lick my last grenade. The frag yet wielded, the grenade *tick* *tick* *tick* *tick* *tick* *tick*. You think your hot with your last frag got, BUT YOUR NOT! Yeah, you killed me last and I respawned fast BUT It aint over by a long shot. And a long shot is all it would take to kill me, but you won't. Hey, isn't that you chasing me from the lower RL to the SSG? Oh your going to take the outside route, suprise me? UH-UH! NO-WAY! You see that you ****ing G4Y!? In your WAY! The grenade raining down on you, you can't believe it can you? And there it is the winning hit, the only thing I'm jealous of is the view you got of it.

BossArky

I's on the D-FENCE
I'm 3-2 up
MAN!,you, VOR are one owned FUP.

You may be in control,
You may be in the ROOM,
IN MY ****ING HOUSE IS WHERE YOU'll mEeT(Eat)YoUr DOOM(cd).

As SiLEnt as a mouse,
As slimy as a toad,
Man if you cann't find me you surely have bEEn ROOOOODDEEEEEEEEE.

(First to 5?)

Vorosha

Hold up love, you is getting kinda edg3y(q2dm1)
I think its about time you sat back on the edg3y,
of your seat and tought about it,
that little war around it,
your face, body, feet and head piece.
With the RL c0cked and the health pushed back,
with my superior skill your sure to crack.
never ever ever say you had even a chance,
my SSG and your chest LETS DANCE!
Those Q1 muppets been to eng-guh-land and france,
so what, they lose when it comes down to the pants,
and the contents cos you must know of course,
me the Q2 MUPPEt is hung like a horse.
So before you pull your RL out and act all c0cky,
Respect my c0cky, c0cky, c0cky, c0cky.
Q2 is bak, lets r0cky!

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Vorosha

i don't believe that someone has censored '***'. G-E-Y.

juNkie

so we playin Q2 again??

Bullet

Sing it and sign it brother Junkie.

Woe to those who don't realise the force's behind the resurrection of Q2.

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Vorosha

the horses forces, the goats bloat and the chickens higher agenda.

ButcherOfNog

Q2 never went away, unfortunately them late nites on q2war1 did, ahh the memories

BossArky

Lads!...of course Q2 never died...

The story is a bit like a cross between Jesus and Peter in the Garden of Gethsemane, and the Easter Resurrection...ID software produced 3 quakes, and they were rebuked by the seperate parts of the public 3 times on various terms each time....so Q2 said "Fek this"...went and had a rest for a while...and now is coming back to tell us the good news and lead us to Gamers_Heaven where all the truely elite and dedicated players shall reside with infinete ammo and everlasting pent.

ThunderingMike

I remember my first game of Quake 2 CTF. I stood up on the battlements and fired that chaingun (which was a lot more impressive then any other chain gun I have seen since) and got killed an awful lot. Watching the other players fly around on grappling hooks and being utterly stumped as to what I was supposed to do. God was it great.

[This message has been edited by ThunderingMike (edited 11-07-2000).]

Take it

Q2 lives on forever ive been playing it on bw alot recently FUKKEN CLASS game it kills and rapes Quake3 and in that order too kills then rapes the fukker.

damo

you wont be rapping when i fire a QUAD ROK UP YOUR ASS ****ING EAT IT YOU ****ING MUPPET

juNkie

Horses Forces HAHA class

BossArky

sorry, Zoltan emailed me and asked me if I knew anyone living in Briarfields, I thought that ye did, and that reply was supposed to be to him and not you...hehe.
I'm gagging for a game of Q2...I see it now...me up by the ledge where you can do the funny grenade rocket jump to the secret place outsid eht boxroom... I hear you getting the BOOOM-CHICK-CHICK of the low rockets...a second later you appear cautiosly peaking your head out trying to get to the lift...but not cautiously enought....I rocket jump up into the air into the middle of the arena towards you and fire 2 rockets where I know you will end up , then still in the air I change to railgun and stick a slug up your **** ...but you had 100 health and a tad of armour..so you do not die instantly...HAHAHAH!/....at least not until the rocket that I fired in mid air pummels you into the ground...FUKING TAKE IT !!..then the second rocket explodes just to the right of me on the downward slope and bumps me onto the lift...just as I change back to rail you respawn...and as the lift is almost blocking my line of sight I stick another slug where the sun don't shine.WH00000000'S YO000000UR DADDY?

BossArky

I fair miss my chaingun

TwIsTeD DoNkEy

ZAAAAAAAAANNNNNG

Vorosha

damo step back,
you whack,
just like your b1tch,
gonna gobble you up so you can cry to that witch,
about how you got your sh1t knocked out by a superior player,
plastered you all over the edge with one hundred health to spare!

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Vorosha

bossarky looks like you nuthin but mouth,
dunno where you from but i grew up down south,
along with the other dominating l33ts,
i'm talkin bout radovar, damo and beast,
without the natural skill and reflexs,
i'll blast you from the boxes room to texas.
MO FO!

TwIsTeD DoNkEy

ohhhhh dear
oohhhhh crikey crappy crumbles...
ooohhhhhhh woebetide dats some fiershe harse menuuuuuure u is talkin bai

Vorosha

yo fury hoe,
just letting you know,
that my opinion of you has just dropped fairly low,
talkin like your view is respected,
this was a q2 thread till you tried to wreck it,
lucky for me you limped and i c0cked it,
rl speed don't matter when vorosha spit rockets like comets.

Vorosha

twisted donkey, like your name?
twist you donkey legs till you lame,
ride you round like i ride servers,
show me da respect i deservers,
cos if you don't you land in trouble,
you think you hot, i just burst you bubble!

BossArky

Vorosha my furry fiend
I don't see what it is you meaned
when you reached for your steel
like j00 tries to keep it r333l
Cos j00'd be dancing l!ghtly
And my chain is blazing br!ghtly
Off j0000 bootie so very fake
Like a wwwwWWW0000000OOOOO!-MaN
What a snake.

This is what it takes
When j000 bones be broke and aches
With the sound of HELL and FURY
like da Mama of Paddy Durey
Now she knows to wield a hammer
Upon your head there is a slammer
OHHHHH so very late
But you be wounded in your hate

AND THEN I take the stand
NOW I SHALL COMMAND
that puny little body
that frightens not NODDY
In YOUR HASTE you lose the plot
NOW you have be shot
NOW you have the PAIN
ANd I have taken the GAME.

Shiminay

Daire you foo you is talkin shít
Quake 1 and muppet just don't fit
into the same sentence in the same line
but you's got your opinion, so hey! that's fine!

Q2 started out way to slow
Quake 1 playas said "Hell no!"
Quake 1 0wns you, that's a fact
Everyone agrees so it's time to bring it back!

Nailin', shaftin', quaddin', fraggin',
CA Leagues run by Paladin!
Everybody's happy, everything's cool,
The world's a better place, cause Quake World rules!

Peace!

MC-Mack-Daddy-Dav!
(or something)

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Vorosha

bossarky fuucking pr1ck when i see you i'm gonna:
see you in hell wavin the rL,
aint no other kings in this puter game,
you, you crew, you perspective is lame.
chills up that spine you ass is mine,
'member when i used to gib ya?
toyed and fuucked with ya?
no love makin strictly back breakin,
i know you used to think you special,
now greet the pain from my metal.
blazin the weed n blazin rockets,
death kills the pain,
my skill sooths you like lockets!

Vorosha

yo mc dave hoe,
see that? huh? my c0ck! BLOW!
You either convertin,
to the q2 blurtin,
or i see you dead,
down by the edge lift, rail slug in the head.
advice from the wise,
stop blurtin lies,
genuine player,
q1 muppet slayer,
vorosha DDDDAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRR!

Shiminay

Who's Dave

Anyway, I've played loads of good games of Quake 2 and really enjoyed them. I just find QW better

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Vorosha

yall be askin, dave who dis?
let me explain, c0ck that ear 'n' lis'...
D is for the dirt that rots his mind,
the filth of the q1 muppetry kind.
A is for the anger he about to feel,
opens up take mouthfull of steel.
V is for the vital signs that be dropping,
be so scared o' me, he heart be stopping.

And the E - hoe? the e? so simple when you think about it,
don't try to doge around it,
are you ready for it,
dav EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEjit.