It's been said before but...

Mr Grumpy

35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Ireland sunbathe.

25 degrees Centigrade
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ireland drive with the
windows down.

20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Ireland go swimming.

Zero degrees
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ireland have the last barbeque before it gets cold.

10 degrees below
People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Ireland lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below
Californians move permanently to Mexico.
People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Irish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it gets cold enough.

100 degrees below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Ireland pull down their ear flaps.

173 degrees below
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Ireland get frustrated when they can't thaw their beer kegs.

297 degrees below
Microbial life start to disappear.
Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below
All atomic motion stops.
People in Ireland start saying: :Here, is it chilly, or what?"

500 degrees below
Hell freezes over.
Irish people support England in Euro 2004

EdBanger

Originally posted by Mr Grumpy
35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Ireland sunbathe.

25 degrees Centigrade
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ireland drive with the
windows down.

20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Ireland go swimming.

Zero degrees
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ireland have the last barbeque before it gets cold.

10 degrees below
People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Ireland lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below
Californians move permanently to Mexico.
People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Irish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it gets cold enough.

100 degrees below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Ireland pull down their ear flaps.

173 degrees below
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Ireland get frustrated when they can't thaw their beer kegs.

<<<<Erm absoulte Zero is about here in the list, Its not pyhysicly possable to get any Colder becouse by now ALL ATOMIC MOTION HAS STOPED.>>>>>>>

297 degrees below
Microbial life start to disappear.
Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below
All atomic motion stops.
People in Ireland start saying: :Here, is it chilly, or what?"

500 degrees below
Hell freezes over.
Irish people support England in Euro 2004

Capt'n Midnight

Absolute zero is at -459.67 Farenheit

35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Ireland sunbathe.

This would be about 2 Kelvin above the Melting point of Ice.

Jim

Originally posted by EdBanger
<<<<Erm absoulte Zero is about here in the list, Its not pyhysicly possable to get any Colder becouse by now ALL ATOMIC MOTION HAS STOPED.>>>>>>>

think thats the point. makes it funny or whatever.

flogen

jesus christ Mr Grumpy, that is SOOOO unrealistic,
theres no such Thing as the Irish Boy Scouts anymore, theyre Just the Irish Scouts now.....


Duhhhhhhhhh

Flogen

Mr Grumpy

My mistake - this should have been posted in the Science forum and not the Humour forum - how embarrassed am I?

quank

Originally posted by Mr Grumpy
how embarrassed am I?

very..... now go to bed....