>adult Sex Quiz

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>ADULT SEX QUIZ

>
>Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
>Wife, Blowjob?
>A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but
>you can't beat a blowjob.
>
>Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
>A.) So men can be open minded.
>
>Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
>A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
>
>Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
>A.) The longer you play with them, the harder
>they get.
>
>Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
>A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow
>your paycheck!
>
>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
>
>Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
>the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
>A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
>
>Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
>had sex?
>A.) One of his fingers is clean.
>
>Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
>A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
>Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have
>in common?
>A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
>rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Grom

Heard them all before bar the is it in one and the tyre one all in all good

uberwolf

hadn't heard them before and enjoyed them.

LegacyUser

haven't heard them before, but i did read them before, twice in fact, and i might have mumbled one or two out loud while doing so, actually just kiddin, very amusin, 4 stars

quank

oldie but goodie

Agent Smith

well i laughed!

Töpher

!!

de5p0i1er

I thought it was funny.

Diddy Kong

very funny

Tyrrial

Amie* agrees with them all....


*person beside me hitting me .... ahhh..