Do You Wonder?

UnrealQueen

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I

think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and

drink whatever comes out?"



Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken

there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta

it's bum."



Why do toasters always have a setting so high that

could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no

decent human being would eat?



Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the

freezer?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio

out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?





Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the

room when you get undressed if they are going to look

up there anyway?





Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all

fours? They're both dogs!





What do you call male ballerinas?





Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??





If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough

money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just

buy dinner?



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is

made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality

come from morons?



Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a

mouse?



Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little

Star have the same tune?



Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .



Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet

Soup?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the

hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the

outside of your ass?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's

face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a

car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Does pushing the elevator button more than once make

it arrive faster??

Raphael

been posted many times before

Vader

there was a joke about the evolution of the ######## last time ...

quank

my-my-my-my-my-my-my- GOD!
so SOOOO many times before.....

Agent7249

Never seen before, now its got me effn wondering

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Found this one funny

Zascar

been posted many times before

So What! Not everybody on site site reads every single post. I'm sure many people have never read it before, I'm glad he posted it, if you've read it before don't read it agan!

Raphael

Originally posted by Zascar
So What! Not everybody on site site reads every single post. I'm sure many people have never read it before, I'm glad he posted it, if you've read it before don't read it agan!

he?

the user in question is UnrealQUEEN, who is either female, or a homosexual gamer. im gonna guess female

oeNeo

So What! Not everybody on site site reads every single post. I'm sure many people have never read it before, I'm glad she posted it, if you've read it before don't read it again.

(You pedantic twat)

KilOit

Originally posted by UnrealQueen


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

now that really makes me wonder,
anybody have any answers on that one

zAbbo

hmmmmm

if you`ve read it before, dont read it again

hmmmm

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning ..........

TheSonOfBattles

Yes blind people dream. But, just like in their ordinary everyday life, the dream is deprived of the sense of sight, they dream the exact same kinda things we all do.

Gleanndún

Originally posted by KilOit
now that really makes me wonder,
anybody have any answers on that one

yesyes, i say, r there ne blind people in here?:p