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  • 06-02-2004 2:40pm
    #1
    iggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭


    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro are on their way to Italy for a skiing
    vacation at the Italian border.
    The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's illegal to
    put 5
    people in a Quattro."
    "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro
    meansa
    four" replies the Italian official.
    "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort
    unbelievingly.
    "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
    "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs
    agent.
    "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are
    thereforea breaking the law."
    The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
    over,
    I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry", responds
    the
    Italian official, "he can'ta come.
    He'sa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno!" .


Comments

  • #2
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    LOL, very good:D I'm going to copy & paste & forward that one:p


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    hmmm, sokay i guess:rolleyes:


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