Who would you like to be stuck in a lift with.

azezil

Macgyver, some gum and a tooth pic.

DMT

/me waits with big stick in hand for someone to say "my girlfriend - because she's lovely..."

i_am_dogboy

The Marquis De Sade, now THAT would be interesting

The Beer Baron

Muhommed Ali, Oscar Wilde, Ghengis Khan, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, Robert De Nero, Quintin Tarintino, Benito Mussolini, Tommy Cooper, Brian Boru, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro, Guru, Gorbachov, Max Cavalera, Bill Shatner, Mr T, Lee Marvin & ten kegs of Guinness.

Woden

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
well after george bush, id pick either jolene blalock or the lovely Nicole deBoer.

by the way does anyone know who these people are? without using google. just off the top of your heads???

but of course

i'd settle nicely for a girl that i fancy

Victor

Originally posted by The Beer Baron
Muhommed Ali, Oscar Wilde, Ghengis Khan, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, Robert De Nero, Quintin Tarintino, Benito Mussolini, Tommy Cooper, Brian Boru, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro, Guru, Gorbachov, Max Cavalera, Bill Shatner, Mr T, Lee Marvin & ten kegs of Guinness.

Wow, thats a full lift.

The Beer Baron

Fair point Victor- make it 9 kegs of Guinness.

Crash

Originally posted by DMT
/me waits with big stick in hand for someone to say "my girlfriend - because she's lovely..."

my girlfriend and her best friend....because threesomes are lovely....

Exit

Originally posted by The Beer Baron
Muhommed Ali, Oscar Wilde, Ghengis Khan, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, Robert De Nero, Quintin Tarintino, Benito Mussolini, Tommy Cooper, Brian Boru, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro, Guru, Gorbachov, Max Cavalera, Bill Shatner, Mr T, Lee Marvin & ten kegs of Guinness.

You'd never know which one farted.

bus77

Originally posted by Exit
You'd never know which one farted.

Id look at Shatner first.

Victor

Originally posted by The Beer Baron
Fair point Victor- make it 9 kegs of Guinness.

So who stands (9 kegs 19 people) or rather who is sitting on Oscar Wilde's lap?

The Beer Baron

So who stands (9 kegs 19 people) or rather who is sitting on Oscar Wilde's lap?

That's easy- Bill Shatner because that's the punishment for farting.

Dempsey

Originally posted by azezil
Macgyver, some gum and a tooth pic.

Or Rachel Stevens:D

Ivan

Originally posted by Bicky
ROFL
Me mord, lois and ten kilos of skunk.
Also a fridge with loads of different ice cream and lots of chocolate and taytos and a popcorn machine like the ones in the cinema and beds and a television and a computer with a brodband connection and a huge selection of movies and mp3s and a dog called brandy who never barks or smells bad and some ambrosia rice pudding for mord
also a bathroom or actually just a toilet and shower cos a bath would take up way too much space and we have to conserve space like in china where they have four people per square inch or something mental like that.
Also vicks because my lips get really chapped some times.

[edit] a phone would be nice in case we ever need to get out for more skunk or vicks or anything like that.

I guess I'll just go stand over here then

UnrealQueen

Brad Pitt and Ivan:p

BigO

your ma!

Blondie81

Robbie Williams

Exit

Like a celebrity in a lift is gonna say "God I need a shag immediately. I can't possibly wait in the three hours it'll take to fix the lift. I'll jump on that weird loser over there and **** his brains out"

Civilian_Target

Well, it seems Jordan would live up to that anyway

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by The Beer Baron
Muhommed Ali, Oscar Wilde, Ghengis Khan, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, Robert De Nero, Quintin Tarintino, Benito Mussolini, Tommy Cooper, Brian Boru, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro, Guru, Gorbachov, Max Cavalera, Bill Shatner, Mr T, Lee Marvin & ten kegs of Guinness.

I wouldn't be so worried about seating - Reckon you should copy Bicky and get a toilet
You've no taps or glasses - then again if that lot can't figure a workaround ..


Hang on - I've just had an idea for a new celebrity game show.
Every week a new celeb gets voted on.

BEAT

If it had to be a person I would actually be on a lift with, no actors or celebrities then it would definitley be *DEVORE*
I would jump on him faster then a dog on a milkbone

Saviour_Angel

Christina Aguilera,
I'm sure she'll find something to do to pass the time

scojones

John "Maddog" Hall or Linus Torvalds along with Bill Gates . Now THAT would be interesting!

cournioni

Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil...

mmm...

loismustdie

bicky, mordeth and ivan
but if ivan's with unrelaqueen they can't bring robbie williams (sorry ivan)

Fudger

a female clone of myself with bigger breasts (not that i have any....... any good ones anyway)..... and of course all the female trimings...............


plenty to talk about would never get sick of myself and could play with myslef all day


"this is like that dream i had the other day......jasus"

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Fudger
a female clone of myself

OMG - won't someone think of the children..

uberwolf

would all the kids be identical? no gene variation and all that? or does the splitting process for creating egg and sperm get around that? just a thought...

Fudger

some guy in a white coat who's over paid to research these things would sort it out and then my army would rise and take over the world in a splurge of re-generation from the seedy underworld of lift shagging.................


"woops i've said to much............. that wasn't in my dream, come to think of it neither was the whole sprog issue....... thanks a million for ruining it"


*grumpy*

Victor

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Hang on - I've just had an idea for a new celebrity game show.
Every week a new celeb gets voted on.

So what happens when there are so many celebs are in the lift that it breaks ... are the brakes in working order?

Fudger

i think there is only one clear cut answer to that........

yes..... sh*t........ i mean no............. what am i saying yes...... no i mean no..... what the hell is this thread about anyway??????

Raphael

Originally posted by Victor
So what happens when there are so many celebs are in the lift that it breaks ... are the brakes in working order?

Does working order mean coated in c4, with a hair trigger mounted so it blows when the lift starts to fall?

Btw, what floor would this lift be on?

Bard

Originally posted by DMT
/me waits with big stick in hand for someone to say "my girlfriend - because she's lovely..."

DMT's girlfriend.


... because she's lovely.

KlodaX

what floor would this lift be on?

does it matter? its a lift .. when you are in it .. you can't tell what floor you are on!?

unless its one of those glass lifts in a shopping centre say ... but then it really wouldn't matter who you are trapped in the lift with

seedy underworld of lift shagging

seedy? how so?

DMT

Originally posted by Bard
DMT's girlfriend.


... because she's lovely.

" " marks are lost on Bard...

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Victor
So what happens when there are so many celebs are in the lift that it breaks ... are the brakes in working order?

Shhhh... they aren't supposed to find out till later.

Gangsta

Originally posted by The Beer Baron
Muhommed Ali, Oscar Wilde, Ghengis Khan, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, Robert De Nero, Quintin Tarintino, Benito Mussolini, Tommy Cooper, Brian Boru, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro, Guru, Gorbachov, Max Cavalera, Bill Shatner, Mr T, Lee Marvin & ten kegs of Guinness.

I doubt Muhammed Ali, Ghengis Khan or Osama bin laden wud fancy a pint.

Me? Holly Valance, or maybe just my girlfriend, coz she's lovely

girella

thats an easy one. eddie vedder of course. hell, he'd do any place!

Sarky

Did anyone say "a lift repairman" yet?

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
I'd have to go along with Paul Merton and say a Lift Engineer.

:rolleyes:

Gavin

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
OMG - won't someone think of the children..

that's disgusting, I want this paedo banned.


Now. Who would I like to be in a lift with. Nobody comes to mind. Captain Picard maybe. I'd ask him what happened to those strange clickey aliens that lived in another dimension and abducted people when sleeping. Riker said that it wouldn't be the last we would hear from them. But it was the last !!!

Gav

DerekD Goldfish

Verb how do you know youre not dreaming now and the aliens have captured all youre family and friends.