Blasphemy

Kaner

3 blondes go up to the Pearly Gates. Peter is there and he says to them," I have a question for each of you. If you answer it right you can go in, but answer it wrong and I'll hit this button and down below you'll go."

So he says to the first blonde, "what is the significance of Easter".

"Easter is when we put a tree and decorate it, and get dressed up and go to parties, and everyone says we are cute and we get presents", she answers.

"Sorry", says Pedro, and hits the button.

So on to the second blonde.

"Easter is when we get choclate eggs and we get new clothes and we got to parties and get presents"

"Wrong" says Peter, getting a bit pissed off, and hitting the button a second time.

So he says to the third one, "would you happen to know what the significance of Easter is?'

"Well" she says, "thats when Jesus died on the cross, and they took him down, and they put him in a cave and rolled a big stone accross the entrance".

Peter smiles and is just going to give her the go ahead when she continues....."and once a year they roll back the stone, and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow......"

quank

i... dont get it....

Crash

GROUNDHOG DAY!

Agent7249

heh tis alright

Catsmokinpot

lol:D

Kappar

3 blondes go up to the Pearly Gates. Peter is there and he says to them," I have a question for each of you. If you answer it right you can go in, but answer it wrong and I'll hit this button and down below you'll go."

So he says to the first blonde, "what is the significance of Easter".

"Easter is when we put a tree and decorate it, and get dressed up and go to parties, and everyone says we are cute and we get presents", she answers.

"Sorry", says Pedro, and hits the button.

So on to the second blonde.

"Easter is when we get choclate eggs and we get new clothes and we got to parties and get presents"

"Wrong" says Peter, getting a bit pissed off, and hitting the button a second time.

So he says to the third one, "would you happen to know what the significance of Easter is?'

"Well" she says, "thats when Jesus died on the cross, and they took him down, and they put him in a cave and rolled a big stone accross the entrance".

Peter smiles and is just going to give her the go ahead when she continues....."and once a year they roll back the stone, and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow......"

The_Goose

Yeah Kappar we saw it the first time!:rolleyes:

Crash

3 blondes go up to the Pearly Gates. Peter is there and he says to them," I have a question for each of you. If you answer it right you can go in, but answer it wrong and I'll hit this button and down below you'll go."

So he says to the first blonde, "what is the significance of Easter".

"Easter is when we put a tree and decorate it, and get dressed up and go to parties, and everyone says we are cute and we get presents", she answers.

"Sorry", says Pedro, and hits the button.

So on to the second blonde.

"Easter is when we get choclate eggs and we get new clothes and we got to parties and get presents"

"Wrong" says Peter, getting a bit pissed off, and hitting the button a second time.

So he says to the third one, "would you happen to know what the significance of Easter is?'

"Well" she says, "thats when Jesus died on the cross, and they took him down, and they put him in a cave and rolled a big stone accross the entrance".

Peter smiles and is just going to give her the go ahead when she continues....."and once a year they roll back the stone, and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow......"

Töpher

3 blondes go up to the Pearly Gates. Peter is there and he says to them," I have a question for each of you. If you answer it right you can go in, but answer it wrong and I'll hit this button and down below you'll go."

So he says to the first blonde, "what is the significance of Easter".

"Easter is when we put a tree and decorate it, and get dressed up and go to parties, and everyone says we are cute and we get presents", she answers.

"Sorry", says Pedro, and hits the button.

So on to the second blonde.

"Easter is when we get choclate eggs and we get new clothes and we got to parties and get presents"

"Wrong" says Peter, getting a bit pissed off, and hitting the button a second time.

So he says to the third one, "would you happen to know what the significance of Easter is?'

"Well" she says, "thats when Jesus died on the cross, and they took him down, and they put him in a cave and rolled a big stone accross the entrance".

Peter smiles and is just going to give her the go ahead when she continues....."and once a year they roll back the stone, and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow......"

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by quank
i... dont get it....

Crash

Note to self: remind me never EVER again to type those words in a board full of funny people :P

Cake Fiend

Wasn't there a thread like this just a few days ago?
It seemed really familiar then too...

Agent Smith

well i laughed!

Crash

Originally posted by Sico
Wasn't there a thread like this just a few days ago?
It seemed really familiar then too...

no sico....methinks you should be getting worried.

(yes it happened on AH as well)

kmart6

I laughed:)

LegacyUser

Note to self: remind me never EVER again to type those words in a board full of funny people :P

bla

note to bananayoghurt : never EVER post your terrible jokes again

Agent7249

copying others.... sad :dunno:

Our man in Havana

3 blondes go up to the Pearly Gates. Peter is there and he says to them," I have a question for each of you. If you answer it right you can go in, but answer it wrong and I'll hit this button and down below you'll go."

So he says to the first blonde, "what is the significance of Easter".

"Easter is when we put a tree and decorate it, and get dressed up and go to parties, and everyone says we are cute and we get presents", she answers.

"Sorry", says Pedro, and hits the button.

So on to the second blonde.

"Easter is when we get choclate eggs and we get new clothes and we got to parties and get presents"

"Wrong" says Peter, getting a bit pissed off, and hitting the button a second time.

So he says to the third one, "would you happen to know what the significance of Easter is?'

"Well" she says, "thats when Jesus died on the cross, and they took him down, and they put him in a cave and rolled a big stone accross the entrance".

Peter smiles and is just going to give her the go ahead when she continues....."and once a year they roll back the stone, and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow......"