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Women against marriage!

UnrealQueen · 2004-02-08 22:52:34

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realise its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. :D

08-02-2004 11:52pm

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UnrealQueen

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why? Because women realise its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get
a
little sausage.

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#2 08-02-2004 11:56pm

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Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Nowadays 80% of men are against marriage.

Why? Because men realise its not worth buying an entire cow, just to get a little tail.

Fixed.

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#3 09-02-2004 12:26am

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1 minor problem with that joke, its not the womens money which is used up most of the time :P

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#4 09-02-2004 1:33am

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I thought it was for health reasons - severe risk of marital thrombosis.

You could end up married to a clot.

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#5 09-02-2004 8:03pm

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ye would think women would be smarter to choose a pig with a big salami

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#6 10-02-2004 1:01pm

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at least these days you get to see the goods before you buy

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#7 10-02-2004 2:34pm

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well you i'm not going to argue with that*

*(women pull hair)

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