boy+bar=funny

axel90

This boy walks into a bar and asks the bar man for a glass of milk.
To which the barman replies we don't serve milk,
So the boy leaves and comes back in five minutes later asking does he have and milk again.
The barman says no and the boy repeats this process a few times.
Then the boy walks back and before he gets to say anything the barman interupts:
"if you ask for milk one more time I will nail you to the floor!"
The boy leaves and returns five minutes later, asking:
"do you have any nails?"
Barman replies "NO!"
To which the boy replies
"Do you have any milk??":D

Lady

ha

Pugsley

Its usually a duck...... :dunno:

Capt'n Midnight

.. looking for bread

rymus

...because bars have milk

gobby

hehe... made me smile. :cool:

Töpher

Still good tho!

rocco

not bad at all

kmart6

good one

quank

heard many a different versions

oddlyaromatic

Yeah, but admit it, it's always funniest when there's a duck involved. This applies across the bored... Mass, work, rock-climbing, chess and especially duck-hunting are always more fun if you involve ducks in some way.

And don't get me started on the sex...

*quack*

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by oddlyaromatic
Yeah, but admit it, it's always funniest when there's a duck involved. This applies across the bored... Mass, work, rock-climbing, chess and especially duck-hunting are always more fun if you involve ducks in some way.

And don't get me started on the sex...

*quack*

I know some anatidaephobics who would take exception to that. :mad:

Agent Smith

funny


but have heard it with the duck and bread before

Agent7249

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
I know some anatidaephobics who would take exception to that. :mad:

Dunno what the ana-whatchamacallit means thus I find that funny .

As for the joke, nice stuff *thumbs up*:)

Christian

good one mate

simu

Anatidaephiles would appreciate that comment!