Onestone

ai ing

Onestone was his name...........






This was his Indian name because he had only one test*cle. After years
and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me
Onestone again I will kill them!"






The word got around and nobody called him Onestone any more. Then one
day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up,
grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he sh*gged her all
day, he sh*gged her all night, he sh*gged her all the next day, until
she died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant
business.






Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years
away. She was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said,
"Good to see you Onestone." Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where he sh*gged her all day, sh*gged her all
night, sh*gged her all the next day, sh*gged her all the next night, but
she wouldn't die!






What is the moral of the story?












You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!!!

weemcd

its very old, but a good joke

Agent Smith

oh god....

kmart6

First time I heard it and its brill:D

Agent7249

ditto first time a quite funny

Töpher

i laughed!

quank

hahaha, that was good

SpankyFart

lool a good one