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Big Gay Simon

dudara · 2004-02-13 12:36:02

Big Gay Simon goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Simon, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Simon is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40…

13-02-2004 1:36pm

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dudara

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Big Gay Simon goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Simon, I'm not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS."
Simon is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All-Bran cereal, and top it
off with a gallon of
prune juice."
Simon asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your a*se is for."

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#2 13-02-2004 2:11pm

Christian

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oooh below the belt.

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#3 13-02-2004 2:12pm

hedgetrimmer

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Originally posted by Christian
oooh below the belt.

Well, quite...

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#4 13-02-2004 3:51pm

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made me laugh:D

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#5 13-02-2004 9:37pm

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ROFLMFAO!

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#6 13-02-2004 11:35pm

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Ooh yuck!

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#7 14-02-2004 2:41pm

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I liked it, I have a big gay friend called Simon too!

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#8 14-02-2004 5:56pm

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meh....

Flogen

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#9 14-02-2004 7:47pm

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rofl

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#10 14-02-2004 9:53pm

quank

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would be even funnier if Paddy20 came on to moan about it:rolleyes:

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#11 15-02-2004 11:44am

Lady

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meh....it was ok

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