Sex Quotes

UnrealQueen

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex?
. . .Me neither."
--Drew Carey

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it
kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
--Bill Kelly

"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women
and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
on Saturday night."
--Woody Allen

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly
gifted aren't burdened with children."
--Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
--George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
--Matt Barry

"Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist."
--Camille Paglia

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

quank

hahah
that first is brilliant

kmart6

The bridge one is the best:D

The_Goose

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
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"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield

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my fave

uberwolf

the last one. LOL

Tyrrial

they're all pretty good

hedgetrimmer

Genius

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns:D

full forward

Sex is a lot like pizza. Even when its bad its still pretty good.

mkelleher77

I agree, Bridge one is the best.

Mac daddy

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown

LOL good one

Jujenjitsu

Top class! :rolleyes:

Agent Smith

it gets the agent smith thumbs up!

de5p0i1er

LOL. Some good ones there.

emorgan

"Sex is dirty only if it's done right."
-Woody Allen

"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand - unknown.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up."
-Joan Rivers."

Kalina

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it
kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."

Excellent!!

Capt'n Midnight

"I like sex, but it's not as good as the real thing"

"I can remember the first time I had sex, it was dark, it was late, I was firghtened because I was all alone"

"sex is like money or food, it matters most when you aren't getting any"

Stormfox1020

"I believe Sex between two people is a beautiful thing, ..Between five is fantastic!" [Woody Allen]

"You know what is the worst thing about oral sex? The View" [Maureen Lipman]

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" [Billy Crystal]

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but i never saw any reason to limit myself" [Emo Philips]

"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said " are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said "no i hate myself now". [Rodney Dangerfield]

neoB

"You know that look women get when they want sex?
. . .Me neither."
--Drew Carey
lol poor dude:D