Amnisty Carlow

TomTom

Actually despite what I said in my last few posts I would like to creat an amnisty for a few days.
For lets say about one week from now people are alowed post what they want about what they want on the carlow board as long as its wiothing the bounds of the boards rules. (no trading, abuse, excessive porn, yada yada yada)
If we think its getting out of hand we will close some threads and if we recieve complaints, the person the complaints are about will be punished, that I guarintee*
Just have fun and do what you want.














*This is not a guarintee

seanos

awww, you used to be kewl tom...
Guess I'll just have to go and kick each person's comp that spam's personally....
Wanted: Gang of hired thugs....
Will pay in compuer equipment

Bicky

what?

loismustdie

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly.. believe this! ! I feel so! surgically enhanced! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know in the tabloids bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest pool parties or AA meetings or hallucinations or quiet times fits of self-loathing , I never would have fantasized that this could ever validate my mediocrity. me from . And to the other ...... brilliant second-rate closeted homosexual super-amazing suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped vindicated your ...... jealosy lackluster applause plastic surgery crushing defeat fake smiles makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated for the amnesty award , I just had to take an epidural and Carnival Cruise and a craft seminar and ...... think laugh . great generous unaesthetic freakish my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special

You know, there are so many ...... blood-sucking leeches, stalkers, talentless success stories Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs exploitative agents to thank! First off though, I want to ...... thank glorified prostitutes senile old bats esteemed idiots self-congratulatory circle jerks of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts and Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank ...... my gurum, God, Vishnu Kal,i Jesus, Satan, Moses Charleton Heston Zeus and Gilgamesh, for being such a powerful force in my ...... life . And to ...... Mom Dad my brother my sister the People Under the Stairs the US Supreme Court the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls . And finally, to all the .Producers I slept with personal assistants I fired illegitimate children I sired sycophantic talk show hosts - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you America, and good night!






replace i with carlowit board

PinkMarshmallow

huh?

Ivan

Consider any Amnesty over.

Clearly you people have no self control.

Zero Tolerance is back, with a vengence.