Management types!!

xern

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."


The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."


"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is,
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not
been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."


The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where
you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to
keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The
fact is you are in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Tyrrial

very good!:D

hedgetrimmer

Excellent and frigtheningly accurate

UnrealQueen

Yes, very true:cool:

quank

OBG

kmart6

Good one,so true asswel

bozzie

so true i tell ya

Acidflash

good one