How to chat up a bird??

x_dancegal

i had 2 read this it sounded so funny ..

well don't talk about breasts don't be drunk don't go on about sports most girls aren't into it ..

em ... i personnelly perfer it when somebodys not over-ly confident .. you should just talk 2 the person about yourself/themselves 4 a bit then ask them out on their own if they seem to like u .. don't act like u want 2 get some1 into bed when u first meet them wrong wrong wrong

Bu

Here's a line i used before (when i was drunk) to a girl:

Me: Yeh,Im well educated ya know
Girl: Really?
Me: Yehhh--I've a PhD
Girl: Interesting,in what?
Me: A Pretty Huge D...




Guess what happened to me!

Selik

Originally posted by Bu


Me: Yeh,Im well educated ya know
Girl: Really?
Me: Yehhh--I've a PhD
Girl: Interesting,in what?
Me: A Pretty Huge D...

Like it...

For comedy value if nothing else!

pigeonbutler

'Tis a good one but I heard it before. A better one is:

Is that a ladder in your tights or just a stairway to Heaven?

DeVore

Start by not calling them "birds". [1]

And with lines like those, its no wonder you guys arent getting any!

DeV.

[1]Birds hate that

Amz

Indeed

Sharza-

Im probably gonna be drawn out and shot for this, but from my experiences and that of my friends in nightclubs ect, most* girls ive met are, how should i say it, hmm big headed. They wanna know how much they mean to you, thats why if someone who looked like brad pitt went into a club and just stood at the wall, i bet not a single girl would go up to him, they wanna see you put in effort,

Self-Confidence, Never understood this one myself becuase it sounds a bit general, but basically all it means is you cant look nervous, but at the same time not to smug or cocky, just act like your not afraid otherwise she wont think your good enough.

Compliments work very well, but dont be sleezy or corny, cant stress that enough, saying she has lovely boobs aint gonna help, but dont go corny either as she will probably just laugh at ya which is an ego deflater :P...

Being funny is important too, but not one liner jokes or common ones, witty things you just come up with on the spot that are relevant to whats going on

Chat up lines hmm, ill be honest i usualy dont use them I try the next approach...
which is if you cant initiate the chat with something clever other than the overused "Where do i know you from?" go out on the dance floor! This is chatting up without opening your mouth, and on the dance floor girls initate much more often than at the bar or at a table, if you see one comming up to you doing all this funky break dancing ****e dont bottle it and freeze just do kidna the inverse to her, if she leans back you lean forward ect. Dont turn your back to them either and train to keep your attention on her, if she thinks your not interested for a milisecond she will move on very fast.

But the main thing has to be... Dont give a damn

alot if not most girls in clubs arent there to go home with some smart talking fella, so you could be doomed from minute one, even if you go about it perfectly, dont feel humilated as theres so much luck involved, the first girl you talk might be the one you end up going home with, and then the next night you get turned down constantly, however humiliating or confidence shattering it feels being rejected you really just have to say to yourself, "feck it" and keep on trying.