What women say and what they mean!

UnrealQueen

- We really need. = I want.

- It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

- Do what you want? = You'll pay for this **** later!

- We need to talk. = I need to bitch and complain.

- Sure... go ahead. = You better ****ing not do it.

- I'm not upset. = Of course I'm pissed, you dick.

- You look very manly. = You need a shave and you smell like ass.

- You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is ****ing all you ever think about you horny bastard?

- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreactting! = I'm ragging.

- Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I feel fat.

- Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it their dumbass!

- I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive that I don't need.

- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

- I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

- Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful or I will kill you.

- You have to learn to communicate. = You have to learn to agree with me and see all things my way.

- Are you listening to me!? = (When you hear this it's too late. You're ****ED!)

- Yes. = No.

- No. = No.

- Maybe. = No.

- I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

- I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm yelling, because this is important…too me.

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In answer to "What's wrong?"

The same old thing. = You.

- Nothing. = Everything.

- Everything. = My PMS is acting up.

- Nothing, really. = I hate you!

- I don't want to talk about it. = >I'm not ready to yell at you yet.

tman

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
- You look very manly. = You need a shave and you smell like ass.

lol:D

kmart6

All very good:)