Just Hold Me

sci0x

> > >"JUST HOLD ME"
> > >
> > >I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women
> > >differ so much. And, I never have figured out why men think with
> >their head
> > >and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how
> >the
> > >sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it
> >hears the
> > >words "I do".
> > >
> > >One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well,
> >the
> > >passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
> >like it,
> > >I
> > >just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??" So she says the words
> >that I
> > >and
> > >every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not
> >be in tune
> > >with her emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her
> >first
> > >clue?". I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that
> >night, so I
> > >went to
> > >sleep.
> > >
> > >The very next day the we went shopping at a big unnamed department
> > >store... I walked around while she tried on three very expensive
> >outfits.
> > >She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all
> >three of
> > >them.
> > >She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to
> >which I
> > >say OK. And then we go to the Jewelery Dept. where she gets a set
> >of
> > >diamond
> > >earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited. She must have
> >thought that
> > >I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared.
> >I think
> > >she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because
> >she doesn't
> > >even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her
> >that it
> > >was
> > >OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you
> >should have
> > >seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the
> >cash
> > >register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No,
> >honey. I
> > >don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
> > >
> > >You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then
> >said,
> > >"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
> > >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
> >added,
> > >"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."

Töpher

ROFLMFAO! I love it!

quank

lawl
haha, very good

UnrealQueen

:rolleyes: Do men know anything at all about women?

rymus

ohh... thats just beautiful.

*mental note: must print thread & stick on fridge*

Squall

HAH!!! Take that

SpankyFart

That was a VERY good one

/me pushes unrealqueen out of this thread

Grom

quality

Tyrrial

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
:rolleyes: Do men know anything at all about women?

just enough to laugh at them.:D

sweep_101

lol deadly

UnrealQueen

The Girls Rulez are much better!!!!:D :cool:

yom 1

love it

you could actually just picture her face about explode

Borzoi

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
:rolleyes: Do men know anything at all about women?

No. What's your point?

hedgetrimmer

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
:rolleyes: Do men know anything at all about women?

For answer, see original joke

muffen

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
:rolleyes: Do men know anything at all about women?

There was this man who was walking down the street, when he found a bottle. He started rubbing the bottle, and all of a sudden a genie appears. The genie tells the man, "I will give you one wish".

The man thinks for a while, and then says: "Alright, I've always wanted to drive to hawaii, can you build a bridge to it?"

The genie replies: "Bridge to hawaii, do you know how difficult that is.. the water is really deep, and the waves are strong.. isn't there anything else you wish for?".

The man thinks for a while... and then says: "I've always wondered... how do women think? No matter how hard I try, I can never understand them. I wish that you would help me understand women".

Genie replies: "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?".

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So, as you can see, not even genies understand women... so how are men supposed to do it?

elly

Brilliant

Acidflash

Excellent

Lady

both are brilliant:D

Dont be at yourself

Ahahahaha, brilliant.

Girls are funny.