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cowboy boots...

  • 24-02-2004 3:20pm
    #1
    KoNiT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭


    Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

    Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

    He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different
    about me?"

    Bessie looks him over "Nope."

    Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
    the room completely naked, except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little
    louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

    Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today,
    it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

    Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
    DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

    To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat.".


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