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  • 25-02-2004 11:13am
    #1
    rocco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭


    > > For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His


    > > father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this


    > > house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no


    > > way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick


    > > heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son,


    > > where are you going? Little Patrick told him, "I was walking


    > > past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling


    > > out.


    > > Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.


    > > And I'll be damned if I'm


    > > staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no ****ing


    > > bike!"


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