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The Perfect Husband

  • 25-02-2004 12:37pm
    #1
    ErinGoBrath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
    phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
    speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the
    room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
    leather coat.
    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
    the new 2004
    models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
    options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted
    last year
    is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.
    "MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
    offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
    looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this
    phone belongs to?"


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