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Irish pilots

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  • 26-02-2004 5:32pm
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    SpankyFart
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    As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shaart dat runway is?
    CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
    PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
    CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
    PILOT - Royt, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
    CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
    PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
    CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
    PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gaad !!!
    CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as haard as I can.
    So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tires squealed, and there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!" Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"

    ;)


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    Cable
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    nice one:cool:


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    Len_007
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    Took me a split second, but then got it


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    Pugsley
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    excellent :)
    Nice stop too.


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    quank
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    brilliant pilots tbh ;)


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    Squall
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    If they could stop a plane that quick ide fly with them :)


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    ando
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    Originally posted by Len_007
    Took me a split second, but then got it

    yeah me 2 :dunno: ......... :rolleyes: .......... :D


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    JackKelly
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    it was more like this :dunno: ........................:dunno: ...........................:dunno: ....................:dunno: .........................:dunno: ...............:( ........................................................:eek: .......:D:D :D

    well, for me


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    kmart6
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    Brilliant.best joke I've seen in a while


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    Töpher
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    fantastic! :D


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    Tyrrial
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    hee hee:)


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    EdBanger
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    5 Stars


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    Senor_Fudge
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    nice one dood


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    #14
    Lump
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    Good stuff


    John


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    LoneGunM@n
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    Most definately 5 *s ... I've heard it before, so I was laffin' all the way through :D


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    UnrealQueen
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    :dunno: i don't get it:confused:


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    #17
    SpankyFart
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    women :rolleyes:


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    #18
    EdBanger
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    Grrrr "phrasing"


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    Agent Smith
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    Originally posted by TimAy
    it was more like this :dunno: ........................:dunno: ...........................:dunno: ....................:dunno: .........................:dunno: ...............:( ........................................................:eek: .......:D:D :D

    well, for me


    likewise


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    Lady
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    I got it straight off brilliant:D


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    #21
    CaptainSmith
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    Oh the memories, eh, nevermind!


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    Art_Wolf
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    excellent :)


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    #23
    jobonar
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    took me a sec too but very good!!!


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    #24
    fuzzywiggle
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    haha. Took me ages. Was about to ask someone to explain! :o Very good


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