Is your kid a GOTH?

quank

sorry if posted before, but never saw it

but anyway, its just a joke site, so nobody take it serious:rolleyes:

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/index.html

absolute masterpiece IMO :D

David-[RLD]-

lmao

the warning signs are hilarious. they're all equally funny imo

lukeUCD

how could nebody take that serious kinda like www.blackpeopleloveus.com
good post btw

SantaHoe

Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.

lol

kmart6

Both classic:D

KlodaX

cheers for that... very funny ... that black people love us site is good too

Kills people for fun

... I know too many goths in that case....

Töpher

GOTHS use drugs, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Cracked me up!

Tyrrial

"P.A.R.O.D.Y."

funny... very funny:D

Sleipnir

- Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).

- Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).


Brilliant.

ferdi

lousy goths:D

Beruthiel

GOTHS use drugs, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

myself and my daughter have a lot to discuss tonight!!

I have printed it out to use in evidence against her
she's in for it now!!

SheroN

goths need to cheer up, the world isn't that bad of a place.

Kali

I like the warning signs, good laugh.. the rest of the sites incredibly unfunny

Stark

Laughed so hard at the "Hanging out" pics on www.blackpeopleloveus.com . Especially the hangman one, black girl displaying card saying "R_CISM" and caption "Johnny is totally stumped".

AL][EN

Class site v funny indeed

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Plays video games or role-playing games
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aaahhh what the fup??!! i mean come on whats wrong with RPG's?? pleeeeeeeeeezzzzzeee so following that logic i must be recruting kids for GOTH stuff right if im RPG mod.......

/me runs and hides before calls of a witch hunt start!

LoneGunM@n

Uses a computer or the Internet & Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.

Sweet jebus, I'm a Goth

LoneGunM@n

Warning Signs That Your Child May Be A Goth

Says, "I am a GOTH." & Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."

I nearly spewed my cup of tea all over the desk

Barbie_666

GOOD GAWD!!!............EVERYONES A GOTH!!!!!


(not hard knowing the sites american.......)

UnrealQueen

Kool site.:cool:

Karl Hungus

Seen it before, but still brings a chuckle...

I've seen some pretty good goth parody sites in the past, must try and find 'em again and post 'em here.

There was a great one with a big "COUNT CHOCULA IS GOTHER THAN YOU!" banner.
I roffled.

Edit:

Found one: http://www.matazone.co.uk/skippy-the-goth-kangaroo.html

BONZA!

quank

haha, some people:rolleyes:

Oh the Darkness,
I embrace it,
Coming over me,
Into the pit,
That is my soul,
The pit is my home,
I'm all alone.
What shall I do?
I'm a goth kangaroo.

i can sooo communicate with that poem