Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden..........

kenny

.........feeling very lonely.


So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,

and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,

and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will praise you!

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "Mmmm, what can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history......................

quank

Hah!
I like:D

Auburn

The women's version of that (dunno if it was previously posted)

God, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."

And why is that, Eve?"

"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, in that case, Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that, God?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when aroused, but since you've been complaining,I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, God?"

"Well - you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, God?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring - so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know....woman to woman."

kmart6

the two of them are real good:D

Lady

Both Brilliant:D

UnrealQueen

Auburn's one is better;)

SpankyFart

Auburn's is original

rymus

first one is better... first one is funny

Tyrrial

both funny! i'm trying to be diplomatic

sionnach

don't really find the second one funny at all, just looks like some1 went out of their way tryin to come up with a counter-joke for the first joke and just ended up with somethin pretty crappy

Stark

I think Auburn's one is definitely better and I'm a guy

Shaque attack

both funny but i prefer the first one, punch line was better

Karoma

second is more cutting. :cryingsmilie:
first has a better punchline though.