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Epitaphs

  • 01-03-2004 12:33am
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    Where his soul's gone or how it fares
    Nobody knows, and nobody cares

    Here Einstein lies:
    At least they laid his bier
    Just hereabouts -
    Or Relatively near

    Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
    Now she's at rest and so am I

    Here lies George Hill
    Who from a cliff
    Fell quite stiff
    When it happen'd is not known
    Therefore not mentioned on this stone


Comments

  • #2
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    I always liked:

    "I told you I was ill"


  • #3
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    "Arther Gray went walking one night
    Arther got a terrible fright
    So the question seems to be
    what the hell did Arther see?"

    that's one i've always liked


  • #4
    penguinbloke
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    from the Royal Tannenbaums
    "Died heroically while saving his family from a destroyed sinking battleship."

    And Billy Connely's future one
    In really small writing so you have to be on top of the grave to read it
    "your standing on my balls"


  • #5
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Here lies the body of raphael

    If not, please notify the undertaker immediatly


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