Good Txt's

dabhoys

Hey just wondering if neone has ne good text msg's?? Post them up here.

Peace

Jay

Raphael

Got a great one the other day, dont read if your under 18

Can You Call Me
Please?

+35386*******
To call me now,
press the Send/Call
button. Thank You!

Laffed my 455 off!

UnrealQueen

What's so funny about that?

tman

i don't get it

zAbbo

ahh trollage, alive and well

Nolimits

best one ever imo

Quick turn on Sky News, the queen is dead


Carlsberg dont do text messages, but if we did they would probably be the best text messages in the world.

Bungalow Bill

Can You Call Me
Please?

+35386*******
To call me now,
press the Send/Call
button. Thank You!



I don't get it either

Töpher

Well removing the spoilers just killed it, lol

I laughed at it tbh, but its sheer sarcasm has to appeal to me!

quank

lol
beer (larger) ads are the best

lukeUCD

woman raped by 2 council workers, wen asked how she recognised them as council workers she replied "i had to do all the ****in work!"

The sponsers of Leicester City, Walkers crisps are to bring out a new flavour, its to be called, ASSAULT N FINGER HER...

Richard Branson has just offered 2 sponsor Leeds Utd. Leeds chairman refused saying we cant have VIRGIN on our shirts when we r gettin ****ed every week!

de5p0i1er

There all good.

UnrealQueen

Good ones there!

coolio_64

any more good ones??

coolio_64

any more good ones

de5p0i1er

Did you hear that Elton John is giving all the profit from his next album to Frank Bruno. He knows what it's like to be beaten around the ring for 20 years.

coolio_64

keep them coming guys

milltown

I liked this one:

A thrilling finish to the African Nations cup! After extra time Gardiner St. beat Parnell St. 4-3.

lukeUCD

chris dorans girlfriend has just broke up with him.
last nite she said she could no longer go out with a celebrity.
she hoped they would remain counsins.

coolio_64

they are gas!!!!!

so so funny

any more is there?

loz_the_boz

Bungalow Bill wrote:

Can You Call Me
Please?

+35386*******
To call me now,
press the Send/Call
button. Thank You!



I don't get it either

someone please explain this joke !

Bottle_of_Smoke

cant you see the innuenedo, you must be blind or else 8 years old

Raphael

loz_the_boz wrote:

someone please explain this joke !

No

coolio_64

any more good ones

Chinafoot

when told he was facing the death penalty sadaam hussein made one last request. he wants beckham to take it!

did you hear victoria beckham is in the guinness book of world records? in 120mins her bald cúnt fúcked an entire nation.

old at this stage but still funny

LegacyUser

ill think up a few classics, to be continued

BioHazRd

Keep em clean - you don't want me to wield the stick, now, do you ??

Bio

Chinafoot

BioHazRd wrote:

Keep em clean - you don't want me to wield the stick, now, do you ??

Bio

*looks sheepishly at the ground*

sorry sir! won't do it again.