ISDN & CABLE

Vorosha

that's so funny the way you've created this fictitious relationship between us, the dramatic break-up? oh I JUST LOVE IT! can I use this joke sometime? I'll credit you of course, the true originator, wow...

Jaden

You don't bring me flowers,
I don't sing you love songs....

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

Vorosha

you're a dick

Jaden

I'm hurt. Really. I am.

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

damo

i hope you learned your lesson jaden: the truth hurts

Sonic

From the horses mouth

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Sonic

what i meant to say was, chorus for quake, snl for surfing PLASSEY BEGONE ! ill be checking out the connect sometime this week nice...

Jaden

Do I live in a world of hurt?
No.
Would I want to?
Not a chance.

Most people realise somewhere in their late teens that they are not, in fact, tortured souls, cruelly cursed with a genius that no-one else could possibly understand.

It seems you haven't quite got there yet Vorosha. But don't worry, not everyone grows up at the same rate.

As for "you're a dick" (sad lack of proper punctuation), Surely the mighty, self-touted wit of Daire can do better than that as a retort.

In some vain attempt to keep to the topic (I at least should try), I would recommend getting ISDN. Telecomms on this Island is in the dark ages, and it isn't going to get better any time soon. Especially if you're in the sticks like me. ISDN is playable, but LAN it ain't, so don't have too high an expectation.

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

Vorosha

you'd probably feel more at home on the humour board?
you are such a dick

Jaden

Illegitimi Non Carborundum

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

Vorosha

jadens life, a world of hurt? i doubt it. ignorance is bliss.

BogOak

You're all poxy c*nts. I don't see why you attempt to differentiate between one nerdy poxbottle and the next. You all look and sound the same to me. Especially you Jaden you ****ing nutbag.

bogoak

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BossArky

**** I'm Jaded.

Jaden

This typifies the level of social dysfunction that some people are afflicted with.

Time to grow up little boy.

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

BogOak

jaden, you typify the level of nerdy sh*tface that i am afflicted with.

bogoak

Vorosha

i can't see by your posts on the internet how you've grown up to become so companionable and such a social pleasure.
however, in the internet gaming society, i hereby label you SOCIALLY APT. forever may you carry this label, forever may you weep as years pass you by, as girls pass you by. may you die alone content that DeVore and Toulouse once, an age ago, found you're internet text companionable and socially pleasurable.

FutureQuakeDood

AH YES VEROSHA! The moanings of a muppet EARS have long but had enough of. It seems afew more sucks on your mothers teeth and maybe your first steps are very recent a thing? I think you FAIL To hear the views of others and are only content when your disrupting and distracting the minds of players who just feel like a DUEL would be FANTASTIC!?! How many times have I had enough of your LAME ASS replys?
TOO MANY!!
verosha --''YOU ARE A D**K'' this is just basic insulting and just nothing that needs population on our threads.i know you are not alone and sure JADEN is keeping you on your toes etc.etc. but can u not shut-up and let other people speak?!? JESUS YOUR LIKE A SMALL MAN TRYING TO BE A BIG ONE!>!?! ARE YOU??!?!

I think and so do others that maybe if you acted your age and not your shoe size we'd all be better off. unlike jaden however i DO NOT find you witty or never have done! if you think i am an audience aburst with laughter you are FAR WRONG! ONE last thing before I lose the head and say something I might regret -

GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND JOIN THE WREST OF US and if you want to communicate with someone than use the E-MAIL!! oh and JADEN you are no saint either I think you'll agree but I like you, I just think you need STOP trying to sort out the minds of others maybe?

ANY WAYS,
FQD

Vorosha

Jaden, if I have ever lost any faith in myself and my abilities you have just reinstated it. You are the laughingstock of my mind.

BogOak

Jaden you ****ing wancsac. How dare you a) insinuate that Daire and I are one and the same person and b) direct this incredibly embarrassing lecture on "growing up" at me. Your serious tone throughout this irrelevant rant made me really feel for you. You must have a tough time in the real world if you feel the need to chastise people for behaving in a manner on the boards that to some would be considered humourous. Your insecurity and lack of love for yourself comes through powerfully here. I won't even look back on this post in five minutes never mind all my posts some time in the distant future. If someone was taking the **** out of some politician on telly it would sound very silly indeed to suggest that he do it by email. Daire is taking the **** out of you for our enjoyment and enjoy it we certainly do. You may like Daire but I doubt if the thought of liking or disliking you ever even enters his head. You poxy fucface.

bogoak

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High_Ping_King

who is this jaden muppet anyway?

whoever it is, can you not see that they don't care for your feelings, you're just pathetic and easy to make a fool of.

damo

no he cant see that, and thats a big part of the reason why its fun to take the **** out of his slow minded nerdy self

Jaden

Vorosha/Bogoak,

You have issues. Nothing that requires therapy, just a small bit of growing up.

It has long been recognised that you are merely an insecure little soul, propelled into an avalanche of inane posting by a need to feel listened to. You are concerned that your opinions my not be important to others, so you compensate by bombarding these boards with your viewpoint on everything. Usually in the form of a "witty" retort, hoping to gain a quick laugh, and therefore acceptance as a worthwhile human being. You are free to do so. Some time in the future, you'll look back on all these posts, and fail to recall why you pumped out all this drivel.

If you want to vent all those pent up frustrations on me, again, fire away. But do it by E-Mail, this is not the forum. You of course, wouldn't even think about doing that, because, let's face it, every Jester requires an audience. Without other people to witness this wit and wisdom of yours, there is no appeal to engaging these talents, is there?

As for:
forever may you weep as years pass you by, as girls pass you by,

It almost sounds like a prelude to a p1ssing contest, something akin to "My Dad could beat up your Dad". I am secure enough not to enter into such a comparison between you and I. Seemingly you aren't.

I like you, in a way Daire, you remind me of when I was young and stupid. But the novelty is wearing thin. Cop on.

PS. Santy doesn't exist. (Sorry Kharn).

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

m1ke

ehh...
somebody phone the wannabe trendy intellectual retort police.

High_Ping_King

Yes, why Bike?......eh, Mike

Jaden

It appears satire is beyond some people here. For those too stupid to know which way up to hold a dictionary, here's a definition:

From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

Satire \Sat"ire\ (?; in Eng. often ?; 277), n. [L. satira,
satura, fr. satura (sc. lanx) a dish filled with various
kinds of fruits, food composed of various ingredients, a
mixture, a medley, fr. satur full of food, sated, fr. sat,
satis, enough: cf. F. satire. See {Sate}, {Sad}, a., and cf.
{Saturate}.]
1. A composition, generally poetical, holding up vice or
folly to reprobation; a keen or severe exposure of what in
public or private morals deserves rebuke; an invective
poem; as, the Satires of Juvenal.

2. Keeness and severity of remark; caustic exposure to
reprobation; trenchant wit; sarcasm.

Syn: Lampoon; sarcasm; irony; ridicule; pasquinade;
burlesque; wit; humor.


Yes I do care about you. I am in fact the founding member of The ISPCT, or Irish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Trolls.

I lie awake at night, worrying about all you little people. It bothers me that your fragile sensitivities might be adversely affected by this terrible world. I want to help you, because I love you. I love you all. I want to advise and hug you. I really do. I feel almost like your emotional mommy.
It fills me with maternal pride when I see the product of your angelic little minds spewed out before me on my screen.

Here's todays advice:

Daire and Damo. Meet, and hold hands. Feel the joy that is derived from the touch of another. Run and skip together with childish glee. Then, while still locked in this merry embrace, find a bus, and fling yourselves under it, before either of you get a chance to breed.

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.

Vorosha

dick1 (dk)
n. Slang

A detective.

dick2 (dk)
n.

Chiefly British. A fellow; a guy.
Vulgar. Slang A penis.

Moriarty

some good conversation about cable & ISDN, i have to say..

*shrug*

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Moriarty
moriarty@gamersfm.com

DeVore

Bogoak = Vorosha.

Sad as ever. Locking this post to avoid sucking interesting content from other posts into this void.

DeV.